Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge Husband khamosh raha Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge Husband khamosh raha Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi Husband: Paise bol kaminey darata kisko hai ???

Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The Sali: Jija ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phayda Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karoge Na? Jija: Dikhta Nahi Ki Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga Rassi Aur balti Hai Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte Agar Aap Danda Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho Mujhe Toh Sach Mein Aapse Bahut Darr Lag Raha Hhai

Aurton ke Ek Group se poocha gaya ki kon kon apne SHOHRON se pyar karti hain? Sab Ne Hath khare kardiye In sab ko ek-ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen I LOVE YOU To Inke shohron ke jawab kuch youn aaye 1: Tumhari tabiyat theek hai na? 2: Ab kya ho gaya ? phir se car maar di 3: Excuse me 4: Sirf itna batao ki kitne paise chahiye? 5: Nasha to nahi kar lia? 6: Ab kya kardia tumne? main is baar maaf nahi karoonga Aur Sab Se acha jawab ye tha 7: Kaun hain aap?

3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The 1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai 2nd: Bus Itni Hi ??? Humare Yahan Toh Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Hum Jo Bhi Baat Kartey Hain Wo Jam Jaati Hai Phir Hum Use Aag Par Pighla Ke Sunte Hain 3rd: Bas Itni Si??? Kal Hamare Ghar Mehman Aaye Un Ke Jaane Ke Baad Humein Sofe Pe Ek Baraf Ka Gola Para Hua Mila Jub Hum Ne Usko Aag Pe Pighlaya Toh Awaaz Aayi Poooooooon

Boy went to buy a talking parrot Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon? Parrot: Kamine lagte ho Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani mein duboya or pucha: Phir gali dega? Parrot: Nahin Boy Parrot se: Agar mere sath ghar me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ? Parrot: Biwi hogi Boy: Agar 2 ladkiya ayen toh? Parrot: Biwi or saali Boy: Agar 3 aye toh? Parrot: Biwi sali or dost Boy: Agar 4 aaye toh? Parrot (apne mailk se): Paani le aao bhai Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye sala

Aao Wife Ki Nazar Se Duniya Ko Dekho World Ka Sabse Perfect Aadmi - Uske Papa World Ki Sabse Pyari Aurat - Uski Mummy ji World Ki Sabse Akalmand Aurat - Woh Khud World Ka Sabse Dukhi Pati - Uska Bhai World Ki Sabse Badi Chudail - Uski Bhabhi World Ka Sabse Handsome Ladka - Uska Beta World Ka Sabse Kaamiyaab Aadmi - Uski Behan Ka Pati World Ki Sabse Badi Gawar Aurat - Uski Saas Aur Dunia Ka Sabse Kharab Nikkamma Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Unromantic Bekaar Aadmi YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA???

Aalsi Mummy EK baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai? Dhamkane Waali Mummy Aane do papa ko tumhari shikayat karungi Itihaas Pasand Mummy Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari jimmedari sambhalti thi Bhavishya Batane waali Mummy Mujhe pata tha Yeh tute ga Confused Mummy Mein Insaan hun ya Machine? Selfish Mummy Lunch me parantha tumhare liye diya tha ya tumhare doston ke liye? Shakki Mummy 10 me se 10 Jarur tum ne cheating ki hogi Meri Mummy Is Whatsapp ko toh aag laga deni chahiye

Ek din husband apne ghar ki light theek kar raha tha Usne apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy sunti ho idhar toh aana ek minute ki lye Wife: Kya hai? Husband: Arrey idhar toh aao yaar kaam hai Wife: Lo aa gayi batao kya kaam hai? Husband: Yeh 2 wires hain inmein se kisi ek ko pakadna Wife: Kisliye? Husband: Arrey pakdo na just ek second ke liye Wife: Yeh lo pakad liya ab? Husband: Kuch hua toh nahin? Wife: Nahin toh kyun? Husband: Iska matlab current doosri waali taar mein hai Thanks yaa

Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai wo bazar gye hain Aadmi: Achcha toh bade bhai ko bulao Pappu: Wo apne dosto ke saath cricket khelne gya hai Aadmi: Achcha aapki mummy to ghar par hongi ?? Pappu: Nahi wo apni saheliyon ke saath picnic par gyi hain Aadmi irritate ho kar gusse mein bola: Abe toh tu akela ghar pe kya kar rha hai tu bhi kahin chala jata? Pappu: Haan tabhi to main yahan apne dost ke ghar aaya hun

Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha Raavan: Chal yaar bye Ram: Kya hua? Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye le sita ko leja Ram: Arrey hua kya ruk to sahi Raavan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry Ok? Ram: Dost nahi hai Bata to sahi hua kya??? Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam no tension no fikar bas maje hi maje Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss tujhe meri kasam kya hua??? Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya

Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati Doctor ko fees mil gayi bachche ko dawa mil gai aur mera nakli note bhi chal gaya

Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai? Biwi: Aaap bhi na Ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai? Banta: 3 Mahine Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko? Banta: 3 Mahine Biwi: Aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua? Banta: 3 Mahine baad Biwi: Total kitne months ho gaye? Banta Khushi Se: Oh shit yaar SAMAY ka pata hi nahi chala Sorry Janu maine tum par shaq kiya Biwi: Please aisa mat bolo ji Rulaoge Kya ?

Teacher: 3 Idiots film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pappu: Madam yahi ki Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai Teacher: Shut up and get out Tinku: Madam main bataaun? Teacher: Haan Tinku tum bataao Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye Teacher: You also get out Chintu: Madam main bataun ? Teacher: Arre Chintu you are a brilliant student I m sure ki tum sahi bataoge Chintu: Madam sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai

Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain jahan achcha ladka dekha shuru ho jaati hain Beta meri baat dhyaan se suno inke chakkron mein kabhi mat padna inse bach ke rehna yeh bahut smart aur dhokebaaz type ki hoti hain aur inka koi deen-imaan bhi Beta: Aisa kuch nahi hai mom woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage hui thi

Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein): Sir main aapko kaise samjhun procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge Boliye? Customer behosh