Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli: Iss bar koi Janwaron ke Doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge?? Pati: Woh Kyon ?? Biwi: Roz Subah Murge ki tarah Jaldi Uthh Jate ho Ghode ki tarah Bhag-Bhag ke Office chale Jate ho Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho Lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho Bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho Aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho Insaano ka Doctor tumhe kya theek kar payega

Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia Baba ne kaha: Dekho hum faqeer log hote hain Hamara mazaaq mat udaao Log khoob hansay Achanak un sab ko nazar aana band ho gaya Sab ko laga ki Baba ne un ko andhey hon shraap de diya Phir toh sab Baba ke saamne jhuk gaye aur kehne lage: Baba ji hamein maaf kar do ham se bhool ho gayi Baba ne apna ek joota utara aur sab ko ek ek maara aur kaha: Kameeno Light chali gayi hai Koi jaa ke generator chalao mujhe khud nazar nahin aa raha

Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Daya Sharaabi: Maharaj Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta ? Sharaabi: Babaji Mein Sharaab Kee Vajah Se Bahut Dukhi Hun Kripa Karke Meri Sharaab Chhudwa Deejiye Baba: Tum Bilkul Sahi Jagah Aaye Ho Bachcha Ye Samjho Tumhari Sharaab Chhoot Gayi Sharaabi: Jai Ho Babaji Ki Mujhe Vishwas Thaa Ki Aap Meri Madad Zaroor Karenge Ab Jaldi Se Phone Keejiye Civil Lines Thaane Ke Incharge Ko Usne Meri 2 Peti Whiskey Zabt Kar Lee Hai

SCHOOL: Apni toh paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION: Idhar chala main udhar chala jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa MATHS: Ajeeb dastan hai yeh kahan shuru khana khatgam SCIENCE: Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY: Musafir hoon main yaaro na ghar hai na thikaana ECONOMICS: Kyu paisa paisa karti hai paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM: Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai RESULT: Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye PASS: Aaj mai upar asman niche aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe FAIL: Jag suna suna lage

Pappu: Daadi neend nahi aa rahi hum baate karein Daadi: Theek hai Pappu: Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap mom dad main aur choti behen Daadi: Nahin beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge Pappu: Phir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh phir 5 ho jayenge Daadi: Beta phir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge Pappur: Phir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge Daadi: Kutte Soja chup chap jab dekho bakbak kata rehta hai pata nahin kahan se seekhta rehta hai ulti-seedhi baatein nalayak kahin ka

Ladki: Bhai saab is mirror ka kya rate hai??? Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai? Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 200 Rs hai Ladki: Aur Bhaiya iska kitna hai ye jo red colour ka hai? Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 1000 Rs hai Ladki: Ohh Itna mehnga? Kya khaas baat hai is sheeshe mein??? Shopkeeper: Madam ji agar aap isko 100 floor se niche girao toh ye mirror 99 floors tak nai tutega arre tutega kya behan ji isko kuch bhi hi nahin hoga Ladki: Wah kya baat hai Bhaiya 2 piece pack kar do

Ek ladki ne new laptop liya Sham ko gusse mein bhadkti hui vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli: Ye lappy bekar hai ismein purane PC ki file paste nahi ho rahi hai Shopkeepr: Not possible Ye latest laptop he aur ismein aisa ho hi nahi sakta Ap jara batayengi ke kaise kiya aap ne copy and paste ? Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click kar ke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya aur right click kar ke boli: Dekho paste ka option kahna hai ? Shopkeeper on the spot be-hosh

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota baarish ho jaati thi Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur dhoop bhi nikal rahi thi Usne socha ki aaj kapde dho leta hun Santa bhagwan ka shukriya kiya aur breakfast kar ke 11 baje dukaan se surf lene ke ghar se nikal pada Thodi der baad toofan chalna shuru ho gaya badal bhi garazne lage aur bijli bhi chamakne lagi Tabhi Santa aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola: Kidhar Kahan ??? Arre nahi prabhu main toh biscuit lene jaa raha hun Aap bhi na

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam ? Student: Ji Janak Puri College Clerk: Achch Dadaji ka naam ? Student: Trilok Puri College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maaji ka naam bhi bata do Student: Maya Puri College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhari admission ke liye Student: Ji mera bara bhai yeh College Clerk: Aapka naam ? Bhai: Govind Puri

Pati: Priye Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi? Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon? Pati: Koi Baat Nahin Ichcha Nahi Hai Toh Mat Chalo Patni: Matlab Main Aalsi Hoon? Pati: Arey Tum Gussa Kyun Kar Rahi Ho? Patni: Matlab Main Hamesha Jhagadti Joon Pati: Arey Maine Aisa Kab Bola? Patni: Matlab Ki main Jhoothi Hoon Pati: Achcha Baba Main Nahin Jaata Hoon Patni: Main Sab Samajthi Hoon Darasal Tum Le Jana Hi Nahin chahte The Pati Ne Chup Rehne Mein Hi Bhalaai Samjhi Aur Chup Chaap So Gaya

Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending What does it means? Boyfriend: It s Nothing Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na please Boyfriend: Arre uska matlab kuchh nahi hota hai Girlfriend: Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai? Boyfriend: Bola to kuchh bhi nahi hota hai Girlfriend: Kaminey akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon ek word me chup chap answer de Boyfriend: Ghanta Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps Boyfriend: Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila? Girlfriend: Kuchh nahi Boyfriend: Yahi hota hai Babaji Ka Thullu Girlfriend: Sweetu pahle nahi bata sakte the?

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam? Student: Ji Janak Puri College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam? Student: Trilok Puri College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do Student: Maya Puri College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh College Clerk: Aapka naam? Bhai: Govind Puri

Ek REXONA naam ki ladki thi Jiske Mammi Papa ka naam DAYNA or CINTHOL tha Ek MARGO naam ka ladka jo REXONA ko pyaar karta tha or REXONA bhi MARGO ko apna LIFEBOY banana chahti thi Dono ka pyaar PEARS ki tarah bilkul saaf tha Dono ki shaadi FAIR LOVELY Garden mein hui Shaadi mein DETOL MEDIMIX LUX FAA NIRMA VIVEL DOVE Etc Aate hain Shaadi ke kuchh saal baad unke Judwa bachche hue jinka naam rakha gaya JOHNSON JOHNSON Hanso mat ye ek tareeka tha aapko btaane ka ki bazaar mein Sabun ki poori family hai kisi ek member ko pakdo or Nhaa lo

EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the 1 pe Rishtedaar dusre pe Dost likha tha Pathan Dost wale darwaze se enter ho gaya Aage phir 2 darwaze the 1 pe Ladies dusre pe Gents likha tha Pathan Gents wale darwaze se enter hua Wahan 2 aur darwaze the 1 pe Gift dene wala dusre pe Bina giftwala likha tha Pathan bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya Jab dekha to Pathan bahar gali me khada tha Aur wahan likha tha: Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ? JA JA hawa khhaa

Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish Wanna Proof?? Most women don t like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai But Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein Dost ki girlfriend Biwi ki friends Saamne waali Baaju waali Oopar waali Neeche waali Kaam waali Apni saali Bhai ki saali Behan ki nanad Kids ki madams aur Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi