1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai 2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti 1st Friend: Arey yaar please mujhe bhi batao ki tumne aisa kya kiya jo bhabhi ji itna shaant ho gayi? 2nd Friend: Ek din gusse mein thi toh maine keh diya ki Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai Bas woh din tha aur aaj ka din hai tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti
Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ?? Majnu Bola: Haan Phir kuch der baad Laila ne Majnu ko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh vo boli: Tum Majnu ho na ?? Majnu Bola: Haan main Majnu hi hoon Phir kuch der baad us ne Majnu ko ek diwaar ke peeche dekha aur pucha: Tum Majnu hi ho na ?? Majnu bola: Haan-haan Laila main Majnu hi hoon tum mujhe susu karne dogi ya nahin???
A man from UP is introducing his family: 1 Ee hai hamaar biwi Google Raani Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai 2 Ee hai hamaar bitwa Facebook Kumar Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai 3 Ee hai hamaar bitiya Twitter Kumari Poori colony isko folow karti hai 4 Ee hai hamaar ammaji Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai 5 Aur hum Hum hain Orkut Kumar Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi
Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya Budha ladki se bola: Sorry Ladki: Andha hai kya Dikhta nahi hai Is umar mein bhi ye sab Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya Ladka: Sorry Ladki sharmaate hue Koi baat nahin it s okay Wo budha uncle ye sab dekh raha tha Woh agey bada aur ladki se pucha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry Son says: Take a piece of paper Crumble it Fold it Now open it and say sorry to it Are the scars on the paper gone? Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start does it start? Nahin naa Now give it 3-4 kicks Now does it start? Hua na Saale tu wahi scooter hai koi paper nahi Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena
Ek Baar Banta Mandir Gaya Aur Haath Jodkar Bahgwaan Se Prarthana Karta Hai: Hey Prabhu Aaj Maine Lottery Daali Hai Meri Aapse Dua Hai Ki Please Meri Lottery Aaj Nikalni Chahiye Ye Kahkar Banta Apne Kaam Par Chala Jaata Hai Raaste Mein Uski Jeb Kat Jaati Hai Woh Gusse Mein Vaapis Mandir Aata Hai Aur Bhagwaan Ke Saamne Khade Hokar Kahta Hai:Hey Bhagwaan Koi Bhi Action Lene Se Pehle Puri Baat Toh Sun Liya Karo
Daughter in law: Is my nose flat? Mother in law: No Baby Daughter in law: Am I fat like an Elephant? Mother in law: You have a fine physique you are a Barbie Doll Daughter in law: Am I dark colour? Mother in law: No no You are so sweet Daughter in law: Then why people tell me that you look like your mother in law ? Mother in law: Laawan Jutti Bandri Jaee Majj kisay thaan di Kali Habhshan kidaan bakwaas kardi ae
Santa ka Railway Interview: Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge? Santa: Jee red light dikhaunga Interviewer: Red light na hoto? Santa: Torch dikhaunga Interviewer: Torch na ho toh? Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh? Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga Interviewer: Hain Wo kyun? Santa: Jee usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha
Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho? Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra Inspector: Kharab Khana Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko Inspector: Galat Khana Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo
Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko jo bus stop pe khadi thi ghar chorne chala gaya Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne ladke ka shukriya kiya aur boli: Beta raat bohut ho gai hai tum yahin BITTU ke kamre me so jao Ladka bola: Nahin aunty mein yahin SOFA par so jaunga Agle din Subah ek bohut hi sundar hot ladki chai le kar aai Ladka: Aap kaun ho ?? Ladki: Me BITTU hun Aap kaun ?? Ladka: Main saala ullu ka pattha
Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha: Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai Ye ad humne hi diya tha chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le
Ek Larki interview dene gayi Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ?? Larki: Bike Boss: Nahin it s Honda bike Chalo ek aur sawal wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 4 tyres hotey hain ? Larki: Car Boss: Nahin it s Toyota car Larki: Chal ab aap merey sawal ka jawab do Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo dikhney main white hai aur us ke beech main ek kala circle hota hai ? Boss: Hehehe Aankh Larki: Nahi teri Maan ki Aankh
Hubby: Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to Wife chilla kar boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne? Phir se bolna zara ek baar Ab chup kyun ho gaye ruk kyon gaye? Kyaa parso Parso kyaa Bolo jaldi Jaldi bolo Bataa-O bhi ab kyaa parso? Matlab kya hai tumhara? Kehna kya chahte ho kya Kehna chahte ho? Hubby: Kuchh nahi main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi pagli aaj to do le aati
Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain? Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar pak raha hoon bore ho gaya Chhote: Hmmmm tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai yaar hamesha? Chhote: Haan yaar hamesha Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye? Chhote: Haan chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye Bade: Kaunsa jaanwar hai? Chhote: Saanp Bade: Saanp You mean Sake? Wo kaise? Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na isliye Bade: Bakwas band ka
Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz 3rd Hour: Plzz ek baar baat karlo 4th Hour: Plzzz reply jaan 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho 6th Hour: I m really sorry I ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki toh 7th Hour: Dafa ho 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise Aise hi sar pe chadha jaa rha hai bhaad me jaa Boy: Sorry Dear balance nahi tha Girl: Ohh It s okkk Love you jaan
