Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara? Mulzim: Huzoor Ram Lal Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke daraa ke dhamka ke apne control mein rakha hai Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki Judge: Khamosh Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika
Dharam Pita not real father Dharam Maa not real mother Dharam Putra not real son Dharam Bhai not real brother Dharam Behan not real sister But how this zabardast mistake happened? Dharam PATNI means REAL WIFE Pata Karo Shashtro Main Kahan Galti Huyi
Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se ; 1 Mein ek aam admi hun I am a mango man 2 Mujhe English aati hai English comes to me 3 Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai I belong to green pur thousanda 4 Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai Tablets are walking on the road
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here? Boy: It all yours Girl: Can I take some water? Boy: Ya sure my goodness Girl thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai? Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai jaldi se seat khaali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai
Mrs Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi I am new on whatsapp Any idea what does IDK LY TTYL mean ? I replied: I don t know Love You Talk To You Later She replied: No problem I ll ask my son Love you too Bye and Take Care And my wife read it and Saala bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha
Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain: 1) No 2) Yes 3) Aapko dost samjhti hun 4) I m engaged 5) I love someone else Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay: 1) Haan 2) Yes 3) Ok 4) Alright 5) Me too Boyz ka dil dil nahi darya hota hai
Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol? Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir Police: Naam Bol Ladka: Sorry sir is baar jane do dobara nahi hoga Police: Naam kya hai Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami Police (book band karke): Theek hai agli baar gaadi dheere chalana
Husband: I love you Wife: Babaji ka thullu Husband: I will die for you Wife: Babaji ka thullu Husband: I can t live without you Wife: Babaji ka thullu Husband: I can do anything for you Wife: Babaji ka thullu Husband: I will give you diamond ring Wife: Really??? Husband: Babaji ka thullu
They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad Waiter: Kya Hona Customer: Latte ? Waiter: Hau Latoon Ab Kya Hona Bolo Customer: Waiter Cappuccino Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu Andar Bahot cuppa Hai Customer: Ek Mocca Hona Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar Ab Kya Hona Bolo Starbucks closed
I m the best I can prove it I can put Coffee in coffee cup Can you put world in World Cup? OK one more: I can send my address on your mobile Can you send your mobile on my address? Nahin na Ok Ok One last one I can eat Cream biscuits with Cream Can you eat Tiger biscuits with Tiger? Kaha na only I m the best
Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai? Santa: Sir Banduk hai Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat hai Shaan hai Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai? Banta: Sir ye Santa ki Maa hai Uski Izzat hai Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai Maa jaisi
Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai 71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai 18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein Din raat Add Me - Add Me chillaate hein
Banta: Bhai Santa Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ? Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya Banta (Hairani se): Achchha Kaunsi Dawa Se ? Santa: Dawa Vagaira Kuchh Nahi Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Ye Budhaape Kee Nishaani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Phir Usne Dard Kee Shikaayat Hee Nahi Ki
Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun? Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye ?? Banta: Kal gaye the Sir khub ghoome bada maza aaya Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai Phir India Gate jayenge
Biwi Ne Apne Naye Naye Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha Us Tharki Ne Phone Book Main Ladkiyon Ke Naam Yun Save The: Parosan Ki Bachchi New Bachchi Purani Bachchi Samney Wali Bachchi Oper Wali Bachchi Collage Wali Bachchi Insurance Wali Bavchi Hospital Wali Bachchi Biwi Ko Excitment Hui K Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save HogaBiwi Ne Apna Number Likh Ke Dial Kiya Tu Likha Hua Tha: Pagal Ki Bachchi
