Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How come people never get talker’s block?

Screw Snapple I’m the best stuff on earth

Why do bras and batteries come in the same sizes?

He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

is it just me or is it national "your an asshole" day

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?

Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?

I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!