It’s awkward as an adult to get unsolicited help from a crossing guard.

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?

I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they’re anxious?

There’s no way I was ever as annoying of a kid as the kids I meet now are.

Do you ever wonder why W is called Double
U when it is clearly Double

You brought this on yourself when you messed with my family. Ain t karma a bitch?

Sorry, kid, I’m not a toilet. I don’t have to take your crap willingly.

People that honk in traffic jams are also probably really good at yelling at rocks.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?

Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?