Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

You’re a dude and you’re mad at me for not telling you it was my birthday? Why are we friends again?

Why do restaurants offer appetizers

do not you already have an appetite if you are there

Why do gas stations advertise their prices
with a 9/10 at the end does that really help sell more gas

Finds it kinda funny that people have to cross the same bridge s they tried to BURN! KARMA IS A BITCH! - just saying!

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” have a “Use By” date?

You ever notice that ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together is ‘Theirs’? Coincidence? I think not!

I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off! x

Did you ever notice how a woman I shall be ready in 5min and
a guys I shall be home in 5min are one and the same

Isn t it funny how people say they re tired of the drama & stress from people, but yet they are the ones who are creating it

Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?”

Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…

Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven t offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there s always tomorrow!