i love you so much but you treat me the way I m not a Post to be treated and when i miss family you have to be a dickhead omg I m sick of it

I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.

Why do some products state, “Not recommended for children over 12 years of age” – aren’t people over 12 years of age not children?

Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?

Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up
you just stare at on the ground and
think about what a failure you are

if u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!

No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.