The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing Nothing much father replied one boy We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life Boys boys boys he scolded I m shocked When I was your age I never even thought about sex In unison they all replied You win
Little Johnny runs down the stairs in tears His mother asked What s the matter now? Dad was hanging pictures and just hit his thumb with hammer said little Johnny through his tears That s not so serious soothed his mother I know you are upset but a big boy like you shouldn t cry at something like that Why didn t you just laugh? I did sobbed Johnny
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork the father said to his son When Abe Lincoln was your age he was studying books by the light of the fireplace The son replied When Lincoln was your age he was The President of The United States
A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother I didn t know you could make tea said mum taking a sip Yes I boiled some water added the tea leaves like you do and then strained it into a cup But I couldn t find the strainer so I used the fly swatter What exclaimed mum choking on her tea Oh don t worry I didn t use the new fly swatter I used the old one
1st-3rd: Hey I studied everything for exams 4th-6th: Hey That question was very hard so I didn t attempt it 7th-10th: Hey Studied only important questions 11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks 12th: Which exam is tomorrow? College: Crazy guys At least you should have told me that there s an exam today I am not even carrying a Pen today
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt Her mother replied That s because it s empty Maybe you should try putting something in it The next day the pastor was over at Emily s family s house for lunch He mentioned having his head hurt to which Emily immediately replied That s because it s empty Maybe you should try putting something in it
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer A little boy playing in front of his house saw him and called What ve you got in your truck? Fertilizer the farmer replied What are you going to do with it? asked the little boy Put it on strawberries answered the farmer You ought to live here the little boy advised him We put sugar and cream on ours
A mother asked her young son as they waited for the bus to tell the driver he was 5 years old because then he would ride for free As they got into the bus the driver asked him how old he was I am 5 years old said the little boy proudly The driver had a son of his own that age and smiled And when will you be 6 years old?` he asked When I get off the bus answered the boy
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates Little Johnny s Father asked how much his last date had cost Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied Oh about 15 or so I think Well said his Father I m proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening To be honest Dad Little Johnny went on we d have done more but that was all the money she had
Shalu A second grader came home from school and said her mother “Mom guess what We learned how to make babies today” The mother more than a little surprised tried to keep her cool “That’s interesting ” she said “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple “ replied the girl “You just change y to i and add es ”
The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television A harried waitress took our order but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar Hey commented my youngest It sounds like someone just got their food
A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn Good Evening boys What are you doing? Nothing much Pastor replied the one lad We re just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about his sex life Boys boys boys intoned the minister I m shocked When I was your age I never thought about sex at all The boys looked at each other and then said in unison You win Pasto
The School Inspector asked the class whether he should ask one difficult question or two simple questions A clever student told him to ask only one difficult question The Inspector asked him the place where the first woman was born The boy answered that it was at the Lady Hardinge Hospital New Delhi How do you know? the Inspector asked No second question please the boy triumphantly replied
Little Freddie s mother was in the hospital and he was paying a visit to see his new brother He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg Hello he said How long have you been here? Oh about a month Let me see your baby he then asked Why I haven t a baby the woman replied Gee you re slow said Freddie My mama s been here just two days and she s got one
When a woman discovered that she was pregnant her four-year-old son overheard his parents conversation He didn t say anything until a week later when a family friend asked him if he was excited about the prospect of a new brother or sister Yes said the boy and I know what we re going to name it If it s a girl we re going to call her Emily and if it s another boy we re going to call it Quits
