Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila Hai
Bnta-Gane K Liye
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Liye

Santa and Banta are in a railway station Santa asks the clerk: Can I take this train to Ludhiana? No answers the Railway TT Can I? asks Banta

Ikhtiyar-E-Tarnum ki tabassum k taqadus ki ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi ko mita dena
Jab iss ka mtlb samjh aaye tou mjhe Bhi bta dena

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket-
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool I have pass

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He

Santa: `Stop it Stop it Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down? Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake `

Santa went to temple saw people puting coin in box praying
Santa: Wow How amazing People are talking to God through coin phone without receive

Santa was riding on a horse
He jumped the red light a cop whistles
Santa lifts the tail of horse says
Le Karle Number Note

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
COMING SOON

Santa goes into the dentist s office to get a bad tooth pulled As he opens his mouth and the dentist is about to drill he asks how long the procedure will take

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho:

In an African Safari A LION suddenly bounced on Santas wife
WIFE-Shoot him Shoot him
SANTA-Yes Yes I m changing the battery of my camera

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made
Banta: Whom should I call now
Police or Ambulance

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi

Santa calls the hospital He says You gotta send help My wife`s going into labor The nurse says Calm down Is this her first child ? He says No This is her husband