Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?` Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year ` Teacher: `Good Banta Now tell me what happened in 1872?` Banta: `Gandhiji was three years old `

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega

Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach: Santa: Bhaji Isno beach kyo kahende ne? Banta : Tenu nahi pata ? Santa: Nahi pata Banta : O Aasmaan te Zameen de beech hai esliye ahnu beach kahende ne

Santa : Banta itni sharab na piya karo tumhari saanso tak se badbu aati hai
Yehi haal raha to tumhe nark bhi jagah nahi milegi
Banta : Dont worry Santa Saanse to me yehi chorrkar jaunga

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai
Lala:ha
santa:acha vala hai
Lala:ha
Santa: achi quality ka hai
Lala:ha bhai ha
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr ek kg aata do

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi
Santa:- Chal Laajo aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

Waiter: Hey where do you think you are going with these spoons? Santa: Doctor’s orders Waiter: What do you mean ? Santa: See what is written on this side of the medicine bottle Take two spoons after each meal

A cop pulls up Santa and Banta drunk and says to Santa What is your name and address ? I am Santa of no fixed address The cop turns to Banta and asks the same question I am Banta and I live in the flat above Santa

Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence They should not put up such misleading notices said Banta It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans
My father grows beans said one student
My father cooks beans said another
Then a Little Santa spoke up: We are all human beans.

Santa was flling up a application for a job He promptly filled the columns captioned name age address etc Then he came to the column salary expected He was not sure as what to be filled there After much thought he wrote: yes

Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill Just before morning tea Banta yelled Santa I lost me finger Have you now? says Santa And how did you do it? I just touched this big spinning thing here Damn There goes another one

Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall It read padne wala gadha (the one who reads this is donkey) Santa though for an hour erased and wrote back Likhene wala gadha (the one who writes this is donkey)

The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta `It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass) You are fined Rs 50 ` `Sir would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?` `Surely not` Banta: `That`s fine Guruji

Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked Doctor will I be able to read after wearing glasses ? Yes of course said the doctor why not Oh How nice it would be said Banta with joy I have been illiterate for so long