Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: Darling come home early we are going to have my mother for dinner Good replied Banta make sure she`s prepared well

Santa: What did you think of the second act of the play? Banta : I did not see it In the programme it said Second Act- One year later and I could not wait that long

Santa and Banta are eating a pizza Santa asks Banta Should I cut the pizza into 12 pieces? Banta replies Are you crazy? I will never be able to eat 12 cut into 6 instead

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun
Kyun Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya

`What kind of detective is Banta?` `Well once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana `

Santa - sir ji
aap apni patni ko party mein kyu nahi laate
Boss - woh gaon ki hai
Santa - Oh sorry
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai

Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la
Wife: Wo log nhi denge
Santa: Haan Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta: Aur Bad News
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha

Santa - My wife died yesterday
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out
what to do
Banta - No Problem
Just Imagine she Came Back

Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir
Santa said ok i will write on board

santa aur banta ke bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka

ek Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
Santa use goor se dekh raha tha kuch der baad bola
Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun

A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED

Banta road se gujar raha tha
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or jor se chillaya
Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada
ho