Mrs Banta woke her husband Banta in the middle of the night `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning `Who shall I call ` Banta said `Police or ambulance?`

Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`Banta thoughtfully after a short pause: `Look dear Chottu is your son is a truth; Chottu is my son is a belief `

Banta was the official driver of a minister Once the minister asked him Banta let me drive the car today Banta: Sirji it is a car and not the sarkar (government) which anyone can drive

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai
Sardarni: Sardarji sirf yehi apka bacha hai

santa-I lost rs 1000 in a bet
banta- how
santa-on cricket match i bet rs.500 and lost
banta where did the rest go
santa-I bet on the highlight too

A MAN TO SANTA UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID
HE WAS NOT MY FRND

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao
Santa : Koi fayda nahi waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine
Happily they drank went away
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers] Santa : You are a fool Banta : And you are a damn fool Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other can we now proceed with the case

Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money Can you identify yourself? asked the bank clerk Mrs Santa opened her handbag took out a mirror looked into it and said Yes it`s me and I am alright

Ek Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai

Sardar: What is the name of your car
Lady: I forgot the name but is starts with T
Sardar: Oh what a strange car starts with Tea
All cars that I know start with petrol

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai
Santa: Kyaa
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha CHAALU KHAATA