On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar At the bar the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender `Johnie Walker single ` Then the man on his right ordered `Jack Daniels single ` When the barman turned to Banta for an order he said Banta married `
A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit ` Replied Banta: `My brakes had failed I wanted to get home as fast as I could before I had an accident `
The collector asked Banta for his rail ticket Banta searched his pockets but could not find it Never mind reassured the collector I will take your word that you bought your ticket That is very kind of you replied Banta but if I don`t find it I want to know where to get off
Mrs Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note The note said: The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweate
I have a bad headache I’ll visit the doctor ” said Santa Banta Nonsense yesterday I had a headache I dashed home gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared Why do not you try it? Santa said Good idea call up your wife and tell her I’ll be right ove
A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer `I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey) ` he told the suitor `I know ` replied the young man `that is why I want to marry her `
Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured I wear one myself says the doctor What kind is it? asks the Santa About half past fou
Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about Santa says: We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours The man says: So what’s the big deal The Banta On the box it says from 3 to 5 years
Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb Santa looked very worried Banta what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site? Not to worry replied Banta I have a spare one in my attaché case
Two dogs Rubi and Moti and a Banta were sent to the outer space The ground control issues commands Rubi Woof ( its the barking sound) Press the red button Woof Woof Moti Woof Press the white button Woof Woof Banta Woof Stop barking feed the dogs and don`t touch anything
Banta: `Lord is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?` God: `Yes that`s true ` Banta: `And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?` God: `Yes that`s so ` Banta: `Then Lord could you give me a thousand crores?` God: `Yes in a minute `
Banta: Yaar Santa last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B A This year it reads Santa M A ; when did you get your Masters degree?Santa: You don`t understand Last year my wife died I put B A to Indicate Bachelor Again Then I took a second wife So M A is married again
Banta finished his English exam and came out His friends asked him how did he do his exam For that he replied Exam was okay but for the past tense of THINK I thought thought thought and at last I wrote THUNK Contributed by:- Latika Mahar email address:- eternalpeace 2001 yahoo com
A man walks into a bar He says to the barman How tall is a penguin? The barman says about three feet The man says Don t you get any penguins taller than that The barman says Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that The man says Oh shit in that case I just drove over a nun
Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear Can you drive using only one hand ? I sure can Santa grinned thinking his luck was in Good she said then wipe your nose; it`s running
