How does Jeeto like being pregnant? Santa asked his friend Banta Oh she s not pregnant Banta replied she s expecting What s the difference? Santa pressed Well Banta explained She s expecting me to cook dinner she s expecting me to do the housework she s expecting me to rub her feet
How does Jeeto like being pregnant? Banta asked his friend Santa Oh she`s not pregnant Santa replied she`s expecting What`s the difference? Banta pressed Well Santa explained She`s expecting me to cook dinner she`s expecting me to do the housework she`s expecting me to rub her feet
Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa`s ear Can you drive using only one hand? I sure can Santa grinned thinking his luck was in Good she said Then wipe your nose; it`s running
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child Two months later the child passed away At the funeral house the African woman kept crying and saying I KNEW IT I KNEW IT A family member pulled her aside and asked What did you know? She replied That Chinese products don t last long
A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn t working Have you been taking them regularly? asked the doctor What do you think I ve been doing? snapped Santa Shoving them up my ass?
Banta`s eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital and he was anxiously waiting outside when he heard the crying of a newborn babe A few minutes later a nurse came out of the delivery room Banta rushed up to her and enquired Sister am I a grandfather or a grandmother ?
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta: Yes I have Santa: Well my father dug it Banta: That is nothing have you ever heard of Dead sea? Santa: Yes I have Banta: Well my father killed it
A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records He wrote to his regional manager Banta to for permission to destroy old records Banta Singh replied back: I do not mind you destroying old records but please make sure you keep photo-copies of all the destroyed papers
Having lost his donkey Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God A passerby saw him and asked your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ? Banta replied I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time otherwise I would have been missing too
Banta goes to the vet and says My horse is constipated The vet says Take one of these pills put it in a long tube stick the other end in the horse s ass and blow the pill up there Banta comes back the next day and he looks very sick The vet says What happened? Banta says The horse blew first
Having lost his donkey Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God A passerby saw him and asked Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ? Santa replied I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time otherwise I would have been missing too
It was late afternoon at the Shopping Mall crowded with shoppers when the distraught Banta dashed to a phone and called a cab Then he stood there outside until the taxi drove up Where to Sir ? the driver asked Just keep driving around the parking lot he answered I`m afraid I`ve lost my car again
Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana When they reached there Santa got of the bus first when Banta was about to get down Santa said wait what is this lying on the road? He picks it up on his finger and put it in his mouth Oh shit this is cowdung Banta said Shukar kar paare(foot) nahi librya
Banta came to meet Santa at his house He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked Come on Santa aren t you ashamed? Why don t you wear something? said Banta Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers
Santa: `I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world ` Banta: `What does it do?` Santa: `Watch me pretend to shoot it Bang You are dead ` Banta: `But the cat did not do anything- he is still just licking his paws ` Santa: `That is what I mean about him being intelligent: he knew he was not dead
