Santa shook his doctor s hand in gratitude and said Since we are the best of friends I would not want to insult you by offering payment But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will That is very kind of you said the doctor emotionally and then added Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change
Santa with two red ears went to his doctor The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear Oh Dear the doctor exclaimed in disbelief But What happened to your other ear? The scoundrel called back
Preeto took her husband Banta to see a psychiatrist for a check up After examining him the doctor took Preeto to one side and said I have some very bad news for you There is nothing I can do to help your husband His mind has completely gone I’m not really surprised Preeto replied He s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 20 years
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta The other two said so what? The third salesman added Along with the Cuckoo clock I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds
Santa and Banta were talking one day My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market said Santa So were you able to find some? asked Banta Well when I got to the market I asked the gardener `These vegetables are for my wife Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals? The gardener said `No you`ll have to do that yourself `
There was an english man who was singing There was a cold day whilst having a shit in cinema toilets Our Banta walks by and hears him singing There was a cold day There was a cold day he slam`s the door wide open The englishman in a shock says What the bloody hell are u doin ? Banta replied Oh sorry I thought you ar saying Darwaza Khol De (open the door)
Jeeto bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age After five hours applying the various creams and potions she asked Santa Tell me honestly darling what age do you think I look? Santa said From your hair - 15; from your skin - 16; from your figure - 18 Oh you flatterer she gushed Wait a minute he said I haven t added them up yet
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet Is this where Banta lives? one of the drunks asked Yes it is the woman replied Well then said the drunk Could you come and pick him out so the rest of us can go home?
There was an english man who was singing There was a cold day whilst having a shit in cinema toilets Our Banta walks by and hears him singing There was a cold day There was a cold day he slam`s the door wide open The englishman in a shock say`s What the bloody hell are u doin ? Banta replied Oh sorry I thought you ar saying darwaza khol deyh (open the door)
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show Amitabh Bachchan asks him Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai? Santa : Pitaaji ke saath Amitabh : Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam? Santa : Hmm yes Amitabh : Amm kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka? Santa : Hmm OK Amitabh : Are Santaji main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon Santa : Pehle mujhe chaar options to do
At an evening party the guests were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face and the one who made the worst face was to win the prize It seemed as if all did their worst Then the judge went up to our Banta who was sitting alone in a corner Judge: Sir I think you have won the prize Allow me to Banta: Excuse me but I was not playing at all
Santa was talking to his fiancee Jeeto and he said Be honest how am I as a lover? To which Jeeto replied Honey I would definitely say that you`re warm Really? Santa said excitedly Yes in fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word `warm` Santa was pleased until he went home and just for fun checked his dictionary and found WARM: Not so hot
Farmer Banta killed a lamb and hung it up for the night intending to butcher it in the morning but the next day it was gone He didn’t tell a soul about it and nothing happened for more than two months Then another farmer Santa who lived down the road came by and said By the way Banta did you ever find out who stole your lamb? Nope said Banta Not until just now
Santa: What s the name of our PM? Pappu: We don t have a PM in our country Santa: Shut up Tell me the name of our PM? Pappu: Okay dad first you tell me the model no of our typewriter? Santa: We don t have a typewriter Pappu: We have one in the store-room Santa: Oh that one We do have but that s not of any use why should I remember it s model no? Pappu: My point exactly
Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper I m busy he said I promise I ll do the next one The next time soon came around so Jeeto asked him again Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently I didn t mean the next diaper I meant the next baby
