Banta showed his palm to a palmist He examined the lines on Banta s hand said A beautiful girl will come into your life but be very careful Why should I have to be careful? asked Banta She should be careful of her life I drive a Redline bus
Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing again Banta: Santa what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?Santa: I am singing the B side
Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Santa: I can`t seem to get this door unlocked Banta: Well you`d better hurry up and try harder its starting to rain and the top is down
Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
ke achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia
Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai
yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her Well replied Preeto in a hurt tone I told her not to tell you I told her Oh dear sighed Jeeto Well don t tell her I told you that she told me
Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street I`m so sorry he apologized That`s quite all right the woman replied You know she added with a smile you look just like my fifth husband Wow said Santa How many times have you been married? Fou
Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead The manager comes running and asks him Prahji aap kya kar rahe ho? To this Banta replies Oye tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai Wash Basin
Banta showed his palm to a palmist He examined the lines on Banta`s hand and said `A beautiful girl will come into your life but be very careful ` `Why should I have to be careful?` Banta retorted She should be careful of her life I drive a Redline bus `
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting the local happened to be our Dear Santa What is the quickest way to the nearest City? Santa scratched his head Are you walking or driving? he asked the stranger I am driving That is the quickest way
Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender Was I in here last night? You certainly were replies the bartender And did I spend a lot of money? Santa asked You spent over Rs 10000 replies the bartender Thank god for that says Santa I thought I d wasted it
The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days he would loose 34 kilos At the end of 300 days Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight but he had a problem What is the problem? asked the doctor I am 2400 kms from home
Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery The judge pounded the gavel on his table and shouted Order order Santa immediately responded Thank you your honour I will have a scotch and soda
Santa and Banta in Examination Hall
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Du
Banta: Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai
Santa a girl standing on the bus stop: Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick Girl: Thanks Santa: Nice top and jeans Girl: Thanks Santa: Nice ear-rings Girl: Thanks Santa: Nice neckless Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA Santa: Very strange phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho
Banta went to a big city to see the sights asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals Breakfast is served from 7 to 11 dinner from 12 to 3 and supper from 6 to 8 explained the clerk Look here inquired Banta in surprise When am I going to get time to see the city?
