An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer Relates the issue to Kashmir Asks the Chinese for Military aid Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of bee
When an insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer Pakistani : 1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer 2) Relates the issue to Kashmir 3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid 4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of bee
A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London After the plane was airborne drink orders were taken The Irishman asked for a whiskey which was promptly brought and placed before him The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink He replied in disgust I d rather be savagely attacked by a dozen sleazy women than let liquor touch my lips The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said Me too I didn t know we had a choice ”
An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond with his hand The Farmer shouts Woh paani mat peena Usmein gayein bhains or suwar nahate hain potty karte hain sussu karte hain (which means Don t drink that water the cows the buffaloes and the pigs shit and pee in it ) The man shouts back I m a foreigner I don t understand your bloody gibberish Speak English you bloody Indian idiot The farmer shouts back in English Use two hands dude you can drink more
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are The 1st boy says: Well my father runs the fastest He can fire an arrow and start to run I tell you he gets there before the arrow The 2nd boy says: Ha You think that`s fast My father is a hunter He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet The 3rd one listens to the other two and shakes his head He then says: You two know nothing about fast My father is a Government employee He stops working at 4:30pm and he is home by 3:45pm
A White Man visited Ozoro Community in Delta State and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site they were building a town hall The White Man felt pity on them donated a wheel barrow and travelled back One month later the white man came back He was surprised to see that the work was still slow even with a wheel barrow He looked around and got shocked to see the on-coming wheel barrow with a guy pushing it and another guy sitting inside it smiling with a block on his head
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At the time of Indo-Pak war in 1971 Pakistan Air Force had just acquired the state of the art Sabre jet from US The jet had some outstanding technical features which were being explained by a US instructor to some trainee Paksitani pilots The US instructor explained the aircraft`s automatic take off automatic maneuvring automatic supersonic acceleration automatic weapon loading and automatic firing Eventually one Pakistani pilot asked Sir How do we land this aircraft? The US instructor said Son Leave that to the Indian Air Force
A Columbian Russian Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner Columbian Drug Lord I have loads of money I want to buy world s rarest 10 Pens Russian I am a billionaire I want to buy the world s 20 antique watches Arab Says That s nuthin I am a rich prince I intend to purchase world s top 50 Antique cars Then they wait for the Parsi to speak He stirs his Tea bites into his Bun Maska places the spoon neatly on the table takes a sip leans back with hands on the head and softly says I am not Selling
On a rain-soaked night an infant tumble over the railings of the Howrah bridge and fell into the Hooghly river below The weather did not prevent hundreds of Calcuttans from flocking over the rails and watching the proceedings but no one attempted to save the drowning child At last an old American tourist jumped in to the water and did the saving Later when he was being interviewed by the radio and T V ; complimented on his bravery and asked to say something; he roared at them saying Bring forward the rascal who pushed me from behind
One day an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a pub together They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints and were stuck in the thick head The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened The Irishman too picked the fly out of his drink held it out over the beer and then started yelling SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD
A local community club was organizing a baseball team They could only muster eight players and were hard put to find a ninth In desperation they called on a new member a very reserved Englishman who had just moved into the neighborhood to join their team During their first game the Englishman came to bat On the very first pitch he knocked the ball out of the park The team members stood there dumfounded Unfortunately so did the Englishman Run his teammates cried For Pete s sake run The Brit turned and stared at them icily I jolly well shan t run he replied I m perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas For three days all I heard from him was In Texas we have the best this the largest that the fastest that etc It eventually became very annoying I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the Magnificent Niagara knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this Wonder of Water Power While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over I noticed the look of awe in his eyes It was then I asked him Do you have anything like this in Texas? He waited a moment before he answered No but we have a plumber that could fix it
St Peter was manning the pearly gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven s door before St Peter thought he had better consult God So he left the group at the gates and went off to find God I ve got 42 people from New York said St Peter Is it safe to let them in? New York huh? mused God We certainly don t want heaven overrun with New Yorkers Why don t you just admit the ten most virtuous? St Peter went back to relay the news but a few minutes later returned to God in a state of anxiety What s happened? asked God They ve gone gasped St Peter What all of the New Yorkers? No the pearly gates
At a World Conference the heads of States of all countries were boasting about their technical know-how So they all decided that to prove their boasts each country should show an engineering feat to the world In a few days the U S A made a hollow tube of fiberglass a millimeter in diameter It was then sent to the Russia They put a conducting wire in the tube The Japanese to prove their superiority bored a hole through the wore Finally it was sent to India It came back without any apparent change Well what have you done? asked everybody Look here said the Indian putting the wire under a microscope Clearly visible were the words Made in India
