Hilarious Bollywood Memes That Came Out Just Pun-tastic Hrithik buys a bulb Hrithik puts in a socket Hrithik swithes it on Hrithik Roshan Pankaj fell in love Pankaj married Pankaj divorced Pankaj Udhas Deepika was a girl Deepika fell down Deepikahad memory loss Deepika Padu-kaun? Sameera went to a parlour Sameera did her hair Sameera did her makeup Sameera Reddy Mika went to a studio Mika went to recording room Mika took the mic Mika Singh Poonam puts chuna Poonam puts kathha Poonam puts gulkand Poonam puts supari Poonam Pandey

A Nano breaks down on a roadside A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver I will tow you to the next service station but if I drive too fast please flash your lights They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/hour The BMW driver totally forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ: Calling all stations: You won t believe this I just saw a BMW a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut but he tells the barber he probably can t get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin When he s finished the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he s had in years But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball The barber replied Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does

12 reasons why I chose Business as profession: 1 I hate sleeping 2 I have enjoyed my life in childhood 3 I can t Live without Tension 4 I wanted 2 have a disturbed life 5 I believe in Geeta karm karo fal ki chinta mat karo 6 I wanted 2 take revenge on myself 7 I love dreaming about delivery payments orders 8 I like spending time with staff customer govt babu than family friends 9 I love giving bribe 10 I love 2 work on holidays 11 I can t live without mobile hooked on my ears even in the bathroom and the best one 12 I love begging for payments

The boss called one of his employees into the office Rob he said you ve been with the company for a year You started off in the post room one week later you were promoted to a sales position and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department Just four short months later you were promoted to vice-chairman Now it s time for me to retire and I want you to take over the company What do you say to that? Thanks said the employee Thanks? the boss replied Is that all you can say? I suppose not the employee said Thanks Dad

At one time in my life I thought I understood the meaning of the word service The act of doing things for other people Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue Service Postal Service Civil Service Service Stations Customer Service City Public Service and I became confused about the word service This is not what I thought Service meant Then one day I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull Service a few of his cows WHAM It all came into perspective Now I understand what all those Service agencies are doing to us

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen and her father asked her Sweetheart what time did you get in last night? Not too late Dad she replied nervously Dead-panned her father said Then my precious one I ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the ca

Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off Thank you for flying with us this morning The weather is When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers Oh my God OMG OMG This is going to hurt Its burning A ghostly silence reigned he gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap you should see my pants from the front A passenger replies Why don t you come here and see our PANTS FROM BEHIND

Two old men meet on a street corner The first old man said Where have you been for the last couple of months? The second old man replied I was in jail The firsst old man asked You were in jail? Why were you in jail? He replied Well about two months ago I was standing on a corner and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman points to me and says He is the man officer he is the one who attacked and raped me The first old man said What? And you let her get away with it? Second old replied Well I ll tell you I felt so flattered I admitted to it

Early one morning my husband who works in a funeral home woke me complaining about severe abdominal pains We rushed to the emergency room where tests were performed to determine the source of the pain My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we knew what was wrong When the results came back the nurse informed us that true to our suspicions he was suffering from a kidney stone I turned to my husband and asked Would you like me to call the funeral home now? With a scornful look the nurse turned to me and snapped Honey he s not that sick

An old lady a difficult independent use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons One day she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company Little by little pinch by pinch she fed each pigeon with joy Then suddenly a man in his early 40s who was watching her from a distance came near her and told her that she shouldn t throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa The old lady said in crazed anger and without hesitation Well I can t throw that fa

अज़ीब कश्मकश हैं अंदर सोने जाओ तो भूकंप का डर
बाहर सोने जाओ तो सलमान बेवडा का डर सोये तो सोये कहाँ

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows Trembling with fear they found an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones Holy cow Mister one of them said after catching his breath You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost What are you doing working here so late at night? Those fools the old man grumbled They misspelled my name

बदमाश तो हम उसी दिन बन गये थे
जिस दिन पापा जी ने कहा था
बेटा पिट के मत आइयो बाकी सब कुछ हम देख लेगे

A woman walks into a butcher s shop just before closing time and asks Do you have any chicken? The butcher opens his fridge takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales It weighs 1 5 kg The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks Do you have one that s a bit bigger than this one please? The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the chicken The scales now show 2 kg That s wonderful says the woman I ll take both of them please