After directory assistance gave Rosy her boyfriend s new telephone number she dialed him -- and got a woman Is Adam there? Rosy asked He s in the shower she responded Please tell him his girlfriend called Rosy said and hung up When he didn t return the call Rosy dialed again This time a man answered This is Adam he said You re not my boyfriend Rosy exclaimed I know he replied That s what I ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hou
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am a Carpenter ? In the evening when husband came from work he saw everything has been fixed Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour But he gave me 2 options Either I should give him a burger or a kiss Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger Wife: What do you think I am McDonald ?
After directory assistance gave Anita her boyfriend s new telephone number she dialed him and got a woman Is Jimmy there? Anita asked He s in the shower she responded Please tell him his girlfriend called Anita said and hung up When he didn t return the call Anita dialed again This time a man answered This is Jimmy he said You re not my boyfriend Anita exclaimed I know he replied That s what I ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hou
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet? Answer is W All the worries get initiated with W Who Why What When Which Whom Where War Wine Whisky Wealth Work Worries Woman finally believe it or not WIFE And the most dangerous question coming from W (wife) Woh kaun thi ? All the major things a (W)oman needs in her lifetime start with the Letter M ? Man Money Make-Up Motor Car Movies Masti Mall Last but not the least the 2 most important Maid Maaikewaale
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men Concerned about this a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think us women are week dumb cantankerous or what? Not at all Ma am the manager replied It is because our employees are used to obeying orders are accustomed to being shoved around know how to keep their mouths shut and don t pout when I yell at them
When her husband passed away the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper but added that he had died of gonorrhea Once the daily newspapers had been delivered a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly You know very well that he died of diarrhea not gonorrhea Replied the widow Yes I know that he died of diarrhea but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was
When a man died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper but added that he died of gonorrhea No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly You know very well that he died of diarrhea not gonorrhea Replied the widow I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was
A couple was having some trouble so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor After a few visits and a lot of questioning and listening counselor said that he had discovered the main problem He stood up went over to the woman asked her to stand and gave her a hug He looked at the man and said This is what your wife needs at least once a day The man frowned thought for a moment then said OK what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?
A civilized fight between husband wife Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is nt so far Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn t it rain on YOU? Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo Husband: Don t feel so angry YOU will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at YOU
In a small town there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men Concerned about this a local woman called on the manager and asked him Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak dumb cantankerous or what? Not at all Ma am the manager replied It is because our employees are used to obeying orders are accustomed to being shoved around know how to keep their mouths shut and don t pout when I yell at them
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed beautiful young blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed The woman looked at the doctor smiled seductively and said in a very sexy voice Hi there handsome How are you doing? before wiggling her backside and walking off Who was that? demanded the doctor s wife Err - just a woman I met professionally replied the doctor Oh yeah? snarled his wife in whose profession? Yours or hers?
A man walked into a bank got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line Did you see me Rob this Bank? The customer replies Well yes The bank robber raises his gun points it at his head and shoots him He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK? The man calmly responds No but my wife did
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring Looking behind the glass case he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center Excuse me sir the gentleman says to the salesman How much is this ring? Ah that s a beautiful piece the salesman replies It goes for 10 000 My God the man exclaimed That s a lot of money Yes but a diamond is forever Perhaps the gentleman replied but my marriage won t last that long
John finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman Can she cook like I can? the distraught woman asked between sobs Not on her best day he replied Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do? she asked No she s broke he said Well then is it sex? she inquired Nobody does it like you babe he replied Then what can she do that I can t? the woman tearfully asked Sue me for child support
When it comes to friendship here s what happens If a woman doesn t come home to her husband one night and the next day she tells him she slept over at a friend s house the man calls his wife s 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it If a man doesn t come home to his wife one night and the next day he tells her he slept over at a friend s house she calls her husband s 10 best friends-eight of them say he did sleep over and two claim he s still there
