Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum

Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila DiyaComa Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana deti hai…
shamma parwane ko jala deti hai..
Ishaq aisi chiiz hai…
jo achcho achcho ko roola deti hai…!

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,thoda nai besumar kiya tha,dil tut kar reh gaya,jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina; Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina; Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge Made in China Made in China

Manzil kay hai, rasta kya hai,
hausla hai to fasla kya hai,
vo saja dekar door jaa baithe,
kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

The Best SMS Joke on Docto

Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha

Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Girl.mujh par shayari karoBoy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andherain kali kali zulfo se karti ho andheraho jao takli aur kar do savera

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari; Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega; Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar; To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayariSunlo itni bhi nahi hi buriVarna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa AayaUnhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya