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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se BoliPapa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni HaiBeta thoda intezar karo kyonkiDulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi haiPANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOODIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOOCHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYATUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOOJis taraf dekho apka hi naam haiJis taraf dekho apka hi naam haiupar likha hai most wantedneeche 25 paise ka inaam haiusne mehndi laga rakhi thihumne uski doli utha rakhi thihum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegiissi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thiAPPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SEPANI PITA HO PIPE SEKIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAIJUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SEIshq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.Internet par ladki pataayiInternet par ho gayi sagaayiInternet par divorce ho gayaIs bahaane computer ka course ho gayaPYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYATO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAITum WO MAJNOO HAIJIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAIDekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!Na ishq karna mere yaarye ladkiya bahut satati haina karna in par aitbarye kharch bahut karwati hairecharge tum karwa ke dete hoor number mera lagati haiTeri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayiLiya paper aur tasveer aapki banayiSocha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhengeMagar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.Umeedo ki manjil toot gayiAankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayiAre tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayiJab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..Pyaar Ise Kehte HainJawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUMAASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNEYAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLOBAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNEYeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,pee jati hai sara khoon ladko katabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..Tum door sahi majboor sahi,par yaad tumhari aati hai,Jab saans wahan parleti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati haiDOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUMAASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNEYAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLOBAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNEMajnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aayaUsne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.