Bematlab ki zindagi ka silsila hua
khatam ab jis tarah ki duniya us tarah ke hum

Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab phone chodta nahi
or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi

Girl apne Boyfriend se
Mai maa banne wali hu
Boy : Naheeeeeeeeeeee
Girl : Abey pura to sun le
Tere baap ne mujhe propose kiya hai
mai teri maa banne waali hoon

Mat Puch Kitni "Mohabbat" Hai
Hai Hamay Us Se
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Barish Ki Boond B Agar Use Chu Le
To Dil Mai Aag Lag Jati Hai....

Boy Wrote On His Door plz don t enter in my room I m upset
Lover saw it and went away
Parents saw it and went away
But bestfriend came inside with a smile and said
kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar tune english kab seekhi Chal party de

‪ZinDagi‬ Sirf Do ‪Chizo Se ChalTi Hai

DushMani‬ Aur ‪PyaR‬
DuShmAni Esi Kro Ki Puri ‪DuniYa‬ DAr Jaye
Aur Pyar Esa Kro Ki Puri Duniya Jal ke Rakh Ho Jaye

Khuda Kare Wo Ab Jaha Bhi Rehe Kush Rahe
Unke Hisse Ke Aaso Bhi MeriAakho Se Gire

Usne Itna Dard Diya Jitna Kisi Ne Bhi Nhi Diya
Ab To Aye Dil Tu Use Bhul Jaa

Hum Nay Us Raat Bhi Tumhe Manga Tha
Log Jis Raat Bukhshish Ki Dua Mangty Hein

Bf: jaan socha call kar loon tum mujhe miss kar rhi hogi
Gfrnd: kminey abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke hate ho
Bfrnd: iski maa ka fer tera no Lag gya

Hum Tere Hijr Mein Andar Se Bikhar Jaate Hain
Zinda Lagte Hain Magar Asal Mein Mar Jaate Hain
Jab Kabhi Bolta Hai Hans Ke Kisi Aur Se Tu
Kitne Khanjar Mere Seene Mein Utar Jaate Hain

Koi fulo say pyar krte hai koi kato say pyar krte hai
lekin hum usse pyar krte hai Jo humse pyar krta hai

Kuch Lamhe Aur Tumhara Sath Chahte Hai
Aankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahte Hai
Jante H Bahut Chahte Ho Tum Bhi Magar
Tumari Zuban Se 1 Bar Izhar Chahte Hai

Jab kabhi jee me aaye to aazma Lena Hum ko
Lahoo b dein gay chiraaghon me jalane k liye

Aata Hei Daagh-e-Hasrat-e-Dil Ka Shumar Yaad
Mujhko Mere Gunah Ka Hisab Aye Khuda Naa Maang