Mohabat ke har raste me Dard hi dard milega
Mein soch raha hu Uss raste pe
Medical store Khol lu Mast chalega

Bindas muskurao kya gum hai,
zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
aacha ya bura to kewal brham hai,
zindgi ka naam hi, kabhi khushi kabhi gum hai.

Girl : jaanu agar tum amir ban Gaye Toh muje Kya doge
Boy : Dhokha

Pagli etna Attitude tu kise dikhati he
Tu jis se Make up karti he Usse to ham Carrom khelte the

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai
Sanse aksar tham jati hai
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro
Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai

Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab phone chodta nahi
or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi

Us ne yeh soch kr alweda keh diya
K yeh ghareeb log hain Muhabbt k siwa kia dain gey...😝😝😝😝

Aaj jab borr hote h toh wo Bahut yaad aati
Kyuki dil k sath Bahut acha timepass krti thi wo

Roj roj vajan nap kar kaya karna hai Ek din to sabne marna hai
Char din ki hai zindgi Kha lo ji bhar ke
Agla janam phir 3 kilo se Shuru karna hai

Mai: Hello bhai kya haal hai
Dost: Mast bhai tu suna
Mai: Yaar ek kaam tha
Dost: Haan to karle baad mei baat kar liyo
kaam jyaada zaroori hai

Humse mat pucho zindagi k Baare mein
Ajnabi kya jaane ajnabi k baare mein

Sare aam bik gai meri mohhabt q ki dosto mai garib tha

Bf: jaan socha call kar loon tum mujhe miss kar rhi hogi
Gfrnd: kminey abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke hate ho
Bfrnd: iski maa ka fer tera no Lag gya