Yuh Khamosh Rehkar Tadpogi Kabtak…. Yuh Khamosh Rehkar Tadpogi Kabtak…. . . . . . . . . . . . Cameraman Praful Ke Saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak..

Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke BahaneWo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke BahaneUske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen NazaraJhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane

Haqiqat Samjho Ya AfsanaApna Samjho Ya BaiganaHamara Aapka Rishta He PuranaIs Liye Farz Tha Aap Ko BatanaKay Garmiyan Aa Gayi Hain,Ab Shuru Ker Do Roz Nahana!Jao Nahao

Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun…. Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun…. . . . . . . . . . . Ahun Ahun Ahun Ahun Ahun Ahun

Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Soor Nahi MiltiBaza To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Tall Nahi MiltiHe Sarjaha Apne Taj Mahal Par Itna Gurur Mat KarBanva To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

Arz Kiya HaiKyun Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki TarahJharu Pocha hi Kr Loo Mut Betho Had Haram Ki TarahDedicated To All Nikam”mi & Kaam Chor “Girls”..!! 😛

Arz Kiya Hai… Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng…… Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng…… . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Toh Bakri Bhi Maregi Bakre Ko Seeng.

Ariz Kay HayChapal Choti Ho To Paon Mai Ne Atiwah  wahChapal Choti Ho To Paon Mai Ne Ati(‘,’) girlfriend‘..(> Moti Hooooooooootoooooooooooooooooooo Bahon Mai Ne Ati ?

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain…Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo.. Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo.. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu…

daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai jo minister ka sala hai ji hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji hum unn ka kya churaate thay jo humein dil se nikala hai ji

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k, Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne! Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya, Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne! Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye, Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne! Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne, Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

TENSIONLadki Ne Aapse Lift Mangi,Raste Mein Uski Tabiat Kaharab Ho Gai.Aapko TENSION !!Aap Hospital Le Gaye,Doctor Bola – Aap Baap Banne Wale HoAapko TENSION !!Aap Bole – Mai Iska Baap Nahi !Phir Ladki Se PuchaLadki Boli – Yehi Baap Hai.Aapko Aur TENSION.Phir Police AyiAapka Medical Check Up Hua.Report Aayi.Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakte.Aapko Aur TENSION !!Fir Bhi Aap Ne Khuda Ka Shukar Ada KiyaKi Jaan Bachi Aur Aap Khushi Khushi Ghar Gaye !Aur Phir Socha Ki Ghar Pe Jo Bachchay HaiWo Kiske Hai…????????Aapko Sabse Badi Tension TENSION !!!!!!

Boys Gussa Nahin KarnaBohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte HainYeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte HainZara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis LoKay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay HainKissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte HainYeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte HainMaa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte HainBohat PurJosh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte HainMager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte HainDeen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay HainAur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay HainNahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi FutoorTow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh KerChalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain…..

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, he is thoroughWhen I don’t do it, I am lazy,When my boss does not do it, he is busyWhen I do something without being told, I am trying to be smartWhen my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,When I please my boss, I am apple polishingWhen my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business..When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interviewWhen my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworkedWhen I do good, my boss never remembers,When I do wrong, he never forgets