Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki DukanTumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki MuskanJab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko PaanKhake Paan Paro Boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh KarWo Kha Gaya Use BIRYANI Samajh KarKhooneJiger B Na Chora Zalim NeWo B Pi Gaya LIMON PANI Samajh Ka

Kata Hai Haj Kaa?abe Ka Safar Bhi Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH DayAurAapki Aankho May Aansu Aa JayeToIs Yakeen k SaathAansu Saaf karnakAb is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroo

Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter Gaur Farmaiye Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter . . . . . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 Kilometer Prati Lete

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera DukhayeTeacher Ne Na Jaaane Kyun, Dande Dikhaye,Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai….

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha. Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha. Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet. Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai…Ghalat Kehte Hain....Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. –

Kanjusi Ke Liye Oscar Ke Jab Bhi Nomination Ayega ,Apka Naam Badi Adab Se Liya Jaayega ,Galti Se Bhi Kabhi Sms Mat Karna ,Varna Ye Mouka Bhi Haat Se Nikal Jayega!!!

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 😉

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek BhoolTohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool