Machchhar Ki Makkhi Se Ho Gayi ShadiPahali Hi Raat Main Machchhar Ki Ho Gayi BarbadiBola Apni To Kismat Hi Khoti Hai,Makkhi Raat Ko “GOOD NIGHT” Lagakar Soti Hai

Hum Aapko Dekhne Ki Chaahat Rakhte Hain; Aapki Har Baat Dil Mein Chupaaye Rakhte Hain; Na Jaane Kab Aap T V Per Aaa Jaayein; Isiliye Din Raat Cartoon Network Lagae Rakhte Hain

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Is Tarah Dil Me Samaoge Malum Na Tha
Dil Ko Itna Tadpaoge Malum Na Tha
Socha Tha Dur Ho Or YAAD Nhi Aoge
Magar Is Kadar YAAD Aaoge Malum Na Tha.

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral WaleyRaz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta HaiAsey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey“Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai”

Na Moh Na Maya Hai Aalas Tumhi Ko Aaya Hai; Humein Bhi Message Kar Ke Dekh Lo Mere Dost; Nokia/Samsung/Apple Ne Yeh Itna Mehnga Mobile; Sirf Tumhari GIRLFRIEND Ke Liye Nahi Banaya Hai

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi…

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayiPyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayiKhush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayiTumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ik Sound; Or Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain Your File Not Found; Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Dunga; Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Dunga

Hum Teri Dosti Aakri Dum Tak Nibhaayenge; Jahaan Tu Pair Rakehga Vahaan Phool Bichaayenge; Tu Ek Baar Examination Hall Mein Ghus To Sahi; Vaadaa Hai Tujhse Ki Hum Parchi Fenkne Zarur Aayenge

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai.