Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

Tujhe bhuli,teri yaado ko na bhula payi,
saare sansar jeeti,ek tujhse na jeet payi,
teri yaado me aisi khoyi,kisi ko yaad na kar paayi,
tune mujhe is kadr chhod diya ki,kisi ki aaj tak ho naa paayi

Daddy Internet Laga DeinDil Ka Connection MiladeinDaddy Internet Laga DeinMujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun KaKab Lagay Ga Itna Bata DeinHomework Pura Hota NahiRaat Ko Mein Sota NahiJab Mood Ho Parhai KaHomework Koi Hota Nahi.Net Bhi Hai Kamaal CheezBas Aati Ho Agar Chalani KeysWaisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is KayPar Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon GaTry Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon GaMein God Promise Karta HunNet Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay HainWho Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay HainRaat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing KartaySubha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti HainGhar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti HainSaara Kaam Khatam KarkayDas Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.Ab To Mujhe Internet LagadeinMeri Bhi Mauj KaradeinMein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber BahooDaddy Internet Laga Dein

Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye; Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Dil Se Kabhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Karo; Itna Gair Na Samjho Call Nahi To Atleast; Miss Call To Kar Liya Karo

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Moti hamaar kutte ka naam

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai; Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue; Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai

Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere Hotel Ke Harche Utha Na SakayMein Chuka Kar Saare Bill Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare…!!!