Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga; Sab Hi Ki Tasveerein Jala Dunga; Ek Tum Hi Rahogi Iss Dil Mein; Phone Mein Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Bichad gaye hai jo unka sath kya mangu
zara si umar hai gam se nijat kya mangu
wo sath hote to hoti zrurate bhi hume
Akeli jaan k liye kaynat kya mangu ...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

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