Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Kash Tumhare Chere Pe Chicken-Pox Ke Daag Hote,...Chand To Tum Ho Hi,Sitaray Bhi Saath Hote!!

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega doosra apna paisa bachayega

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga; Sab Hi Ki Tasveerein Jala Dunga; Ek Tum Hi Rahogi Iss Dil Mein; Phone Mein Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga

Arj Kiyaa Hai: Tum Se Nazar Milaate Hi; Bhadak Uthe Mere Dil Mein; Mohabbat Ke Shole; Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole

Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode.................Aja Aja Dil Nichode ….Raat Ki Matki Phode…

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Adhi raat thabarsaat ka raat tha,

Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko Jo Dil Se Nek Ho; Aggar Sachha Pyaar Na Mile Try Maro Har Ek Ko

Paagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo Ko Miss Karte Hai; Miss Karna Hai To Machharo Ko Karo; Jo Jaan Hateli Per Rakh Kar Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai

Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein; Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai; Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai; Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.