Wo chham chham kar ke aayiwo chham chham kar ke chali gayimain sindoor le kar khada thawo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Rakh le 2-4 botal kafan mein,Saath baith kar piya karenge,Jab mange ga hisab gunahon ka,Ek peg usse bhi de diya karenge..

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho; Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Uddarte Ho; Bhejne Ho Toh Sirf Khud Ke Bhejo; Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari; Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri? Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri Aa Ri - Ja Ri

Aakash Ke Taro Me Khoya Hai Jaha Sara; Lagta He Pyara Ek Ek Tara; Un Taro Me Sabse Pyara Hai Ek Sitara; Jo Is Wakt Pad Raha Hai Sms Hamara

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki DukanTumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki MuskanJab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko PaanKhake Paan Paro Boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein; Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein; Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti; Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Yaadon ki keemat woh kya jaane,
jo khud hi yaadon ko mita diya karte hain..
Yadoon ki keemat toh unse puchho..
jo yaadon ke sahaare zindagi bita diya karte hain ...!

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…