Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Miyaaun.Malik: Kaun Hai?Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum; Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari; Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum

Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte HooDil Jalane Ki Baat Karte HooChar Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoiya Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Hoo

a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…

Kal jab mile the Dil mein hua ek sound Aaj mile to kahte hai your file not found

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Agar main soa jau ,to mujhe uthana mat,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayi Dil se aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gai

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

He is KISSING She is KISSING; He is KISSING She is KISSING; Some text missing some text missing

Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe; Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai

Kuch Hosha Bhi Fanna The Kuch Aankhon Mein Bhi Nami Thi; Saari Raat Jis Se Hum Ne Chatting Ki Vo Hamari Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi