Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain; Gum Aur Judaai Se Sabhi Darte Hain; Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat Bas; Dost Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye SMS Karte Hain

Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena; Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena; Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki; Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena

Agar main soa jau ,to mujhe uthana mat,

Dabbay Main Dabba Dabay Main Khargosh,Uncle Nay Aankh Mari Aunty Bay-Hosh…:D

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Husband – No. Today isNag Panchami,Le Nagin Pee Le.

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan HuPar Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

Adhi raat thabarsaat ka raat tha,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayi Dil se aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gai

Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe; Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai

Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte HooDil Jalane Ki Baat Karte HooChar Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoiya Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Hoo

Kuch Hosha Bhi Fanna The Kuch Aankhon Mein Bhi Nami Thi; Saari Raat Jis Se Hum Ne Chatting Ki Vo Hamari Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..