Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota HaiKabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua; Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye; Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar dunga Woh na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai; Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue; Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai

Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere Hotel Ke Harche Utha Na SakayMein Chuka Kar Saare Bill Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare…!!!

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras AayaUnhone Mujhe Shivani Se MilayaMaine Use Apna Haal BatayaTab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri HaiAankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri HainPurpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak GayaTab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye; Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai; Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De; Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai