Bichad gaye hai jo unka sath kya mangu
zara si umar hai gam se nijat kya mangu
wo sath hote to hoti zrurate bhi hume
Akeli jaan k liye kaynat kya mangu ...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Arz Kiya Hai: Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Wah Wah Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Kisi Ne Kaha: Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Daddy Internet Laga DeinDil Ka Connection MiladeinDaddy Internet Laga DeinMujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun KaKab Lagay Ga Itna Bata DeinHomework Pura Hota NahiRaat Ko Mein Sota NahiJab Mood Ho Parhai KaHomework Koi Hota Nahi.Net Bhi Hai Kamaal CheezBas Aati Ho Agar Chalani KeysWaisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is KayPar Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon GaTry Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon GaMein God Promise Karta HunNet Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay HainWho Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay HainRaat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing KartaySubha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti HainGhar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti HainSaara Kaam Khatam KarkayDas Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.Ab To Mujhe Internet LagadeinMeri Bhi Mauj KaradeinMein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber BahooDaddy Internet Laga Dein

Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota HaiKabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua; Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye; Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar dunga Woh na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga