Doobte Hue Aadmi NePull Par Chalte Hue Aadmi KoAawaz Lagayi “Bachao Bachao”Pull Par Chalte Aadmi Ne NeecheRassi Fenki Aur Kaha Aaoo….Nadi Mein Dobta Hua AadmiRassi Nahi Pakad Pa Raha ThaRah Rah Kar Chillaa Raha ThaMein Marna Nahi ChahtaZindagi Badi Mehengi HaiKal Hi To Meri Ek MNC Mein Naukri Lagi Hai..Itna Sunte Hi Pul Par ChalteAadmi Ne Apni Rassi Kheench LiAur Bhagte Bhagte Wo MNC GayaUsne Wahan Ke HR Ko Bataya KiAbhi Abhi Ek Aadmi Doobkar Mar Gaya HaiAur Is Tarah Aapki Company MeinEk Jagah Khali Kar Gaya Hai…Mein Berozgaar Hoon Muje Le Lo…HR Boli Dost Tumne Aane Me Der Kar Di,Ab Se Kuch Der Pehle Humne Us Aadmi Ko Lagaya HaiJo Usse Dhakka De Kar Tumse Pehle Yahan Aaya Hai !!!

# Local VariableMein Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon,Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani HaiPal Do Pal Meri Hasti Hai..# Global VariableMain Har Ik Pal Ka Shayar HoonHar Ik Pal Meri Kahani HaiHar Ik Pal Meri Hasti Hai# Null PointersMera Jeevan Kora KagazKora Hi Reh Gaya.# Dangling PointersMaut Bhi Aati NahiJaan Bhi Jati Nahin.# GotoAjeeb Dastan Hai YehKahan Shuru Kahan KhatamYe Manzilen Hain Kaun SiNa Woh Samajh Sake Na Hum# Two Recursive Functions Calling Each OtherMujhe Kuchh Kehna HeinMujhe Bhi Kuchh Kehna HeinPehle Tum, Pehle Tum.# The DebuggerJab Koi Baat Bigad JayeJab Koi Mushkil Pad JayeTum Dena Saath Mera Hamnawaz.# From VC++ To VBYeh Haseen VaadiyanYeh Khula AsmaanAa Gaye Hum Kahan.# Untrackable BugAye Ajnabi, Tu Bhi Kabhi, Awaaz De Kahin Se.# Unexpected Bug (Esp During Presentation To Client)Ye Kya Hua, Kaise Hua, Kab Hua, Kyon Hua

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