Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Funny Poetry Sms in Hindi and UrduArz Kia Hai :Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroAalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroUs Gali Mein Rehne Wali,Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana; Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana; Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam; Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi; Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi; Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho; To Kya Hua Darling Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Soor Nahi MiltiBaza To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Tall Nahi MiltiHe Sarjaha Apne Taj Mahal Par Itna Gurur Mat KarBanva To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

Arz Kiya Hai…Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……....................Toh Bakri Bhi Maregi Bakre Ko Seeng.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya; Gaur Farmaiyega Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya; Aur Aaj Usne Facebook Pe Hamein Block Kar Diya

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

IF PAPER COME TOUGH IN EXAM,JUST CLOSE YOUR EYE FOR A MOMENT�TAKE A BREATH AND SAY LOUDLY�...YEH INTERESTING SUBJECT HAI MUJE EK SAAL AUR PADHNA HAI..

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ….............Waah! Waah!..Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …......“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”