Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Daddy Internet Laga DeinDil Ka Connection MiladeinDaddy Internet Laga DeinMujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun KaKab Lagay Ga Itna Bata DeinHomework Pura Hota NahiRaat Ko Mein Sota NahiJab Mood Ho Parhai KaHomework Koi Hota Nahi.Net Bhi Hai Kamaal CheezBas Aati Ho Agar Chalani KeysWaisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is KayPar Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon GaTry Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon GaMein God Promise Karta HunNet Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay HainWho Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay HainRaat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing KartaySubha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti HainGhar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti HainSaara Kaam Khatam KarkayDas Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.Ab To Mujhe Internet LagadeinMeri Bhi Mauj KaradeinMein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber BahooDaddy Internet Laga Dein

Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti HaiJhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota HaiKabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

Aashiq Hoon Par Maashooq Farebi Hai Mera Kaam; Majnoon Ko Bura Kahti Hai Laila Mere Aage

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Kash Tumhare Chere Pe Chicken-Pox Ke Daag Hote,...Chand To Tum Ho Hi,Sitaray Bhi Saath Hote!!

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai; Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue; Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras AayaUnhone Mujhe Shivani Se MilayaMaine Use Apna Haal BatayaTab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya