Adhi raat thabarsaat ka raat tha,

Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode.................Aja Aja Dil Nichode ….Raat Ki Matki Phode…

Kuch Hosha Bhi Fanna The Kuch Aankhon Mein Bhi Nami Thi; Saari Raat Jis Se Hum Ne Chatting Ki Vo Hamari Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari; Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega; Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar; To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…

Thi woh koi ladki ya thi woh koi bala
dil uski khoobsoorti mein toh hai bas dhala
kuch lamho ke deedar ke aage na ye dil chala
jaise hua koi jadoo ya dikhayi kisi ne kala

Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki; Uski Naak Ka Bulbula Dekh Kar Meri Hasi Nikal Gayi

Kal jab mile the Dil mein hua ek sound Aaj mile to kahte hai your file not found

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,Baag Se Titliya Chali GayiPhool Murjha GayePatte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega doosra apna paisa bachayega

Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai; Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar Iss Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko DekhaMeri Baayi Aankh Chal GayeeWo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Aakash Ke Taro Me Khoya Hai Jaha Sara; Lagta He Pyara Ek Ek Tara; Un Taro Me Sabse Pyara Hai Ek Sitara; Jo Is Wakt Pad Raha Hai Sms Hamara

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge