Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila DiyaComa Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Tere Rukhsaar Se Hi Jal Jati Hai Cigarette Meri; Iss Atishi Husn Ne Machis Kee Bachat Kar Dee

Shraab Dard Ki Dawa HaiPeene Se Koi Khraabi NahiDil Ke Dard Se Peete HainWaise Hum Shraabi Nahi

Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua; Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain

A couple had a fight whole night.Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar; Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte

Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke Chal Diye; Jo Bachaa Khucha Tel Tha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye

Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye; Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum; Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke; Gor Farmaye Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke; But it s OK it s OK it s OK

Dil Se Kabhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Karo; Itna Gair Na Samjho Call Nahi To Atleast; Miss Call To Kar Liya Karo

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan Moti hamaar kutte ka naam

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