Frank was barely sitting down when he heard a voice from the other stall saying Hi how are you doing? He s not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but he don t know what got into him so he answered somewhat embarrassed Doing just great And the person in the other stall said So what are you up to? What kind of question is that? At this point Frank was thinking this was too bizarre so he said Uhhh I m like you just traveling At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question Can I come over? This question was just too weird for Frank but he figured he could just be polite and end the conversation He told the person No I m a little busy right now Then he heard the person say nervously Listen I ll have to call you back There s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

एक जाट ने मेढ़क से पूछा कि क्या जाटों में दिमाग होता है
मेढ़क बोला- नहीं और पानी में कूद गया
जाट पूरा दिन सोचता रहा इसमें सुसाईड करने वाली क्या बात थी

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him A little disappointed Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman As a last resort Superman flew over to Wonderwoman`s apartment to see if she was free As he landed on her balcony he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open Superman thought to himself : I`m faster than a speeding bullet I could be in there have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening So Superman did his superthing in a split second and flew off happily Meanwhile on the bed Wonderwoman said: Did you hear something? No said the Invisible Man but my ass hurts like hell

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company They both had the same qualifications In order to determine which individual to hire the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager Upon completion of the test both men missed only one of the questions The manager went to the first applicant and said Thank you for your interest but we have decided to give the job to the other applicant And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct asked the rejected applicant We have based our decision not on the correct answers but on the question you missed said the Department manager And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other? the rejected applicant inquired Simple said the Department manager Your fellow applicant put down on question No 5 I do not know you put down Neither do I

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture brings the two to life The angel tells them As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you ve wished to do the most He looks at her she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubbery The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues After fifteen minutes the two return out of breath and laughing The angel tells them Um you have fifteen minutes left would you care to do it again? He asks her Shall we? She eagerly replies Oh yes But let s change positions This time I ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month Client is the one who doesn t know why he wants a baby Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available Resource Optimization Team thinks they don t need a man or woman; they ll produce a child with zero resources Documentation Team thinks they don t care whether the child is delivered they ll just document 9 months Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby HR Manager is a person who thinks that a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months

There was a farmer who had many pigs One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: What do you use to feed your pigs? Well I give them acorn corn and things like that Why? Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don`t feed them like you should they shouldn`t eat wastes Then he fined the farmer Some days later another person arrived and asked the same question The farmer answered: Well I feed them very well I give them salmon caviar shrimp steak why? Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it`s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat And he fined the farmer Finally another man came in and asked just the same question The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: Well I give a hundred rupees to each pig so they can buy whatever they want

A new farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks explaining to the owner that he wants to start a poultry operation Two weeks later he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks The owner is curious but doesn t say anything The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks When he returns for the fourth time the owner s curiosity is too much for him so he asks the new farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks The farmer says Well I guess I must be doing something wrong but I don t know what I think I m either planting them too deep or too close together Bemused by his lack of success the farmer sends off a report of what he has done to the local extension office asking for advice Three weeks later the reply comes back saying simply Please send soil sample

A young man was walking through Tajmahal grocery and general store to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around Thinking nothing of it he ignored her and continued on Finally he went to the checkout line but she got in front of him Pardon me she said I m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable It`s just that you look just like my son who I haven`t seen in a long time That`s a shame replied the young man is there anything I can do for you? Yes she said as I m leaving can you say Good bye Mother It would make me feel so much better Sure answered the young man As the old woman was leaving he called out Good-bye Mother As he stepped up to the checkout counter he saw that his total was 127 50 How can that be? he asked I only purchased a few things Your mother said that you would pay for her said the clerk

फेंकने की हद
लड़कियाँ दिन भर में अपनी 50 फोटो खीचेंगी
उनमें से 49 डिलीट करेंगी
और बचा हुआ एक फोटो अपलोड करके कहेंगी ऐसे हीं बैठी थी किसी ने क्लिक कर दी

1 The man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi 2 The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account 3 The man who watches n who goes to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept 4 The man who watches news on TV and waves at the news reader 5 A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she forgot to give him sleeping pills 6 The man who turns down the volume of his TV becos he wants to read a text message 7 The man who sprays himself with insecticide to keep mosquitoes away 8 A man who polishes his shoes to take passport sized photo 9 A man who climbs a mango tree to check if the mangoes are ripe enough then comes down starts stoning to pluck the mangoes 10 A man who chooses to drink Fanta because he thinks Sprite is unripe 11 A man who puts his radio inside the refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool music

पप्पू से पिताजी : कहाँ हो बेटे
पप्पू :hostel में पढ़ रहा हूँ पिताजी exam बहुत नजदीक है दिन रात पढ़ना पड़ता है आप कहाँ हो
पिताजी :--ठेके में तेरे पीछे ही बैठा हूँ बेटे

Steve who lived with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies A few days after his departure his cat climbed up on the roof fell off and was killed His friend immediately wired him with the message Your cat died In a few hours he was back home having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend whom he told Why didn t you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat You could have sent a message Your cat climbed up on the roof today and the next day you could ve written Your cat fell off the roof and let me down slowly that he died After a quick memorial service the bachelor left again to continue his trip A few days later he returns to his hotel and there is a message waiting for him from his friend He read Your mother climbed up on the roof today

A young man finally got a job at the Post Office He was full of energy and eager to please The supervisor agreed to work with the new employee even though he had been warned that he was still immature and knew nothing of the job The first job the supervisor gives the young man is in sorting and much to everyone s surprise the new employee separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur The supervisor was very pleased and asked the young man to come into his office at the end of the day He said I just want you to know that we are all very proud of you You re one of the fastest workers we have ever had The humble young man said Thank you sir And tomorrow I ll try to do even better Better? the supervisor asked with astonishment How can you possibly do better? The young man smiled proudly and said Tomorrow I am going to read the addresses

Women Are Such Complex Creatures: If you kiss her you are not a gentleman If you don t you are not a man If you praise her she thinks you are lying If you don t you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes you are a wimp If you don t you are not understanding If you visit her often you are boring If you don t she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed she says you are a playboy If you don t she says you are a dull guy If you are a minute late she complains it s hard to wait If she is late she says it is a girls way If you kiss her once in a while she professes you are cold If you kiss her often she yells you are taking advantage If you talk she wants you to listen If you listen she wants you to talk IN SHORT So simple yet so complex So weak yet so powerful So confusing yet so desirable So daming yet so wonderful WOMEN