Funny Poetry Sms in Hindi and Urdu Arz Kia Hai :Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroAalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya KaroUs Gali Mein Rehne Wali,Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo 😛

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral WaleyRaz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta HaiAsey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey“Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai”

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral WaleyRaz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta HaiAsey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey“Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai”

Girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaayemere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaayesubhanallah! !!hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   

1 larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfrnd se:Darling aaj main boht khush hun, Mango kya mangtay ho...Molvi sharma k:......Qurbani Ki Khaal Is Dafa Mujy Dena. =D

‘Ye Dil buhat udas hai,Koi apna nahi paas hai,Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..’

Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr MitteAge Se Dekha To Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr MitteFarq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Pehle Khushi Ke Maare Mar Mitte TheAur Baad Main Sharam Ke Maare

Kar Gayi Ghar Mera KhaliMere So Jane Ke BadMujhko Dhadka Tha Keh Kuch Hoga Tere Aanee Ke BadMainnee Dono Bar Thane Mein Likhi Thi ReportAik Tere Aane Sy Pehle, Aik Tere Jane Ke Baad…

Hamari Baari Jab Aayi Tum Humse Doctor BolaChaloo Jaldi Dikhao, Or Bhi Bimaar Baithe HeinJu Pehle Aye The Lete Hein Kabristun Mein JakarBache Hain Yahan Ju 2 Char, Taiyar Baithe Hein…

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha.To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai..Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

Wo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’Wah WahWo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’Or Main Dil Pe Hath Rakh K Kehta Raha.‘ALL Is WELL..!”‘ALL Is WELL..!

Girl to Teacher: Ya Pyar kya Hota Hai?Teacher: Jub Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.Girl: Agar Achi na Bani too?Teacher: Too Bohat Saray Milenge.hahahhaha

How I actually use my mobile phone:45% to use Whatsapp.30% to use Facebook.10% to take camera Photos.8% to play mobile Games.5% check the Time.2% to actually Calls.Funny reality of life …

padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai.. wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai

Bhikhari ne Awaazlagayi Babu ji rotimilegi??.––Andar se awaz aai Biwighar par nahi hai..–––Bhikhari Chumma nahimaanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p