Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache NeHamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe HainAzeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane MaiGhaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi, K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi… Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar, Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi… 😀 😀

Wapda Ka EhsanJaga Sakti Hai SheroShayari Qoumo Ko Gaflat SeDuaein Hum Tu Lakin Dein Ge Is Bajli Ki Kilat KoNahi Iqbal Ne Itna Jagaya Qoum Ko HargizRakha Hay Wapda Ne Jis Qadar Bedaar Milat Ko..!! 

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karnaKionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita haiOwr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai>>>>>>>>

Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna… Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna… . . . . . . . .. . . . . “Basanti In Kuton Ke Samne Mat Nachna….”

Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai

Arz Kiya Hai… Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana… Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A For Apple B For Banana… WAH WAH…!!

Yaadein Wo Nahi Jisme Bichadne Ka Gham Chipa HaiYaadein Wo Nahi Jisme Aankho Ka Nam Chupa HaiYaadein Wo Nahi Jisme Tanhayee Ka Zakhm Chipa HaiYaadein Wo Hai Jisme Hrithik Ne Act Kiya Aur JiseSubhash Ghayi Ne Direct Kiya Hai

(‘.’)¡) _/)‘( /_>””””<<“”” <Boht Bura Khwab ThaAstagfarAy ParwardigarHmare Gunah Mauf Frma.Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe10 rupy aye hain…:p

(‘.’)¡) _/)‘( /_>””””<<“”” <Boht Bura Khwab ThaAstagfarAy ParwardigarHmare Gunah Mauf Frma.Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe10 rupy aye hain…:p

2 Pathan Darya Mai thora si dahi dall kar chamche SA hila raha hote hai....3 Pathan aty hai or kehta hai ye kia kar rahe ho…....wo kehte hay lasii bana rahe hai:To 3 Pathan kehta hai.......itna lassi tumhara baap pie gay

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,....Us ko 200 Ke Zarurt Ho To, ...Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??.. ..Stdnt:” Kuchh Bhi Nai....Teacher:” Kya Tum Maths NaiJante ??.Student:”Sir Aap Un Kamino ko nhi jante….!!!

Dill ko jalaney s kia Faida….Aansooo Bahaney S kia Faida….Jab Usne hi Humein Chorrrrdiya.Ab Os Ka chhotey bhai ko Cheez Dilaneyka kia Faida.(,”)/Aby oyeee!<)(Chal nikal//bara aya chilli milliDilo Dooo… 

Son: Car ki chabi dain college main function haiSardar: Car..??Son: 10 lakh ki car main jaon ga tu roob parday gaSardar: ya lo 10 rupay48 lakh ki bus main ja zayada roob pardhay ga.. 😛 😛Sardar RocksBeta shoked 😛 😛

< Teacher >Joo mary sawal k jawab da ga wo ghr ja skta hai.,Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki s bahir phenka.. ;< Teacher >Ya bag kiss Na phenka hai..???;  Pathan Main Na ….. yahoo.. … Chutti Teacher shocked… :