Aaj kal ke bache8 years boy Ladka: “1 bidi ka bundle dena.”.Dukandar:”Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.. ?? :O.....Boy:”Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye mereChote Bhaike liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet “GOLD FLAKE” dede..Dukandaar Shocked – Boy Rocked.Happy New Year.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha..Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha..Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny lagaLogo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai.Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lein Gay??Lahore k Musafir akarrty hoye:Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita & salad.Airhostess: Sir masjid de toti warga monh ay tawadaTusi PIA day jahaz tay aye ho.Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

A Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Ik pathan apne bhabi ko khoob marr raha tha!:Logon nai pucha ka tumm apne bhabi ko qun marr rhe ho:Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi Aorat nahi hay:Logon nay pucha tumhain kasay pata:Pathan Bola:O Yara me jiss dost sa bi puchta hun ka tum kiss sa phone pa baat ker rahe ho:Woh yehe kehta hay:TERI BHABI SE !!

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:- Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye, Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye, Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

PIA ke flight ma Captain anouncment ka bad mike Off krna bhoL  gay…Captain apnay copilot sa : Ab ma 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.ya sun kar 1 Air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.Sath betha pthan: O Khuda K Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga…. 

“Ik din mili wo muj  Se :Bujhe Bujhe c :Jhuki jhuki c :Udasiyon mai Rachi base c :Jo meany Ne pocha :Udaas q ho : Itni pareshan Q ho :Jhuka k palkain :Chupa k chehra :Galay se lag k :Ro ro k thak k :Lagi wo kehne :Etna Romantic Poetry likha thelover ko. :Abbu k number par chili gia 😛

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?? Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye: Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad. Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho. Apni pehan de walima tey nahi. Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai( Chattakh )Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.( Chattakh )Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.( Chattakh )

Ik pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!Logon na pucha k tum apni bhabi ko Qun mar rhe ho?Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.Pathan Bola:O Yara mai jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis sa phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta haiTERI BHABI SE !!  😛 😛

Mehboba Se Milne Ka Bra Shoq ThaAik Din Likh Dia Khat Us KoBholi Bhali Smaj Na Saki Mere Pyar KoDe Diya Khat Apne Bhai Mukhtar KoMain Ne Darya K Bahut Bari Moj DekhiJab Apne Piche Mukhtyar Ki Foj DekhiLogo Ne Kha K Kis Pe Azab Aya HaiDil Ne Kha Nas Putar Tere Khat Da Jwab Aya Hai>>>>>>>>>>>>

‘Wo Rooth KarKehti he Mujh se kTumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya heAb Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaaon k PETROL 114 Rupy Letr ho gya he...aor CNG milti nahi(‘.’)/):( Dekh yaar isGovrment ki wajah se”LARKIYAN” haath se nikal rahi hai.(‘.’)//):(Ruko Janoo cycle pr aa raha hon..:(‘.’)/’

(“,)/ aey! Kya<)) Bolti Tu?_//_(.”) Ay! Kia me<((> Bolon?_/”\_(“,)/<)) Sun!_/L(.”)<((>_//_ Suna(“,)/<)) Teri light aa_/|_rahi hai kya?(.”)<((> Oh tu ne ye_/”\_kia puch liya(“,)/<))_//_ary aati hy jati hy, har pal satati hy, tension barhaati hy or kia;(:(:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa, Speed me 220 di likhaan, Teacher de saamne me nai rukda, Em a night writer, Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da, Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya, Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya, Un nu me puchda, Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye, Ni dur isey le ja we ariye, Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.