Hindi ShayariZakham Jab Mere Seene K Bhar JayengeAansu B Moti Bankar Bikhar JaeengeYe Mat Puchna Kis Kis Ne Dard DiyaWarna Kuch Apno Ke Bhi Chehre Utar Jayenge.Hindi SMSHUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE.Hindi ShayariHum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aya ThaKisi Ko Aankhon Me Basaya ThaUsi Ne Lut Liya Mera JahaanJise Dil Ki Dhadkan Banaya ThaDard ShayariAankh ke kinare bhige nahi,Aur woh samjhe ke hum roye nahi,Poochte hain kal raat sapne mein kisko dekha,par woh kya jaane hum ek arse se sooye nahi.Dard ShayariKabhi na aya woh mere saath chal k ,Hamesha gaya mujhe naraz andaz kar k ,Mout par meri agar woh aya to keh dena k , Abhi abhi soya hai tumhy yaad kar k.Dard ShayariDil chahe dekhna unhe to batao aankho ka kya kasoor.Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor.Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate,maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor.Dosti ShayariDosti karo to dhoka mat dena..dosti ko ansuon ka tuhfa mat dena..dil se roye koi tumhein yaad ker ke..Aesa kisi ko mouqa mat dena..Hindi SMSHam nazar se dor hen ankhon se nahi ham khwabo se dor hen khyalon se nahi ham dil se dor hen dharkan se nahi ham aap se dor hen aap ki yadoon se nahi.Hindi JokesGirl; is dress ka kya Price hia?shop keeper !sirf 5 kiss?Girl; aur us dress ka?shop keeper;10 kissgirl;dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengiHindi SMSChaha na usne mujhe bas dekhta rahaMERI zindagi se wo is tarha khailta raha,Na utra kabi meri zindagi ki jheel mai,BAS kinaray pr betha pathar phenkta raha.Hindi SMSBus ik zara khayal is Dosti ka tha..Wrna boht Gila teri berukhi ka tha..Mujhko laga me b Teri Zindagi me hun..Lekin ye to koi Dhoka meri Saadgi ka tha.Hindi SMSWo bewafa mera imtìhan kia lega nazar milahega to nazar juka lega usey meri kabr par diya jalane ko mat khena wo nadan hai apna hath jala lega.Love ShayariAänkhø Mè Rähnèwälö Kö Yääd Nähì KärtèDìl Mè Rèhnèwälö Kì Bäät Nähì KärtèHämärì Tö Rööh Mè Bä$ Gäy Häìn Aäp.Täbhì Tö Hüm Mìlnè Kì Färìyäd Nähì Kärte.Hindi SMSMohabat ka ajab karobar humne kiaWo bewafa sahi magr pyar humne kiaAgr wo chor gaya tu mat kaho bura uskoKasor uska nai aitebar humne kia.Hindi JokesSon to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain .Love ShayariLafz ki shakal me ehsas likha jata heYani garmi ko pyas likha jata heMere jazbat se wakif he kalam b meraMe wafa likhun to tera naam likha jata he.Hindi SMSSalam .. I See UAankhon seI Feel USansoon seI Kiss UHontoon seI Remember UChahat seI Believe UJaan sI Miss UDil se& ‘I Love U’ Kasam seDard ShayariNa jane us par itna yakin kyon hai,Uska khayaal bhi itna haseen kyon hai,Suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai,To ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkeen kyo hota hai.Dard ShayariDard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya khali hi sahi haathon me jaam to aayamain hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya.Hindi ShayariMery Qareeb Nhi Mjhse Juda Bi Nhi Yeh Raz Mgar UnPr khula Bi nhi Suna Hy UnKo Pasand Agai Hy Khamoshi hmari Is Khayl Se Hum Ne Kuch Kaha hi nhi.Dard ShayariBadi Himmt Se Meri Duniya Lutayi HogiMeri Mohabbat Ki Hsti Mitayi HogiAa Zara Marham Laga Du Zakhmo PeMera Dil Todke Tujhe Chot To Aayi Hogi.

Hindi ShayariZakham Jab Mere Seene K Bhar JayengeAansu B Moti Bankar Bikhar JaeengeYe Mat Puchna Kis Kis Ne Dard DiyaWarna Kuch Apno Ke Bhi Chehre Utar Jayenge.Hindi SMSHUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE.Hindi ShayariHum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aya ThaKisi Ko Aankhon Me Basaya ThaUsi Ne Lut Liya Mera JahaanJise Dil Ki Dhadkan Banaya ThaDard ShayariAankh ke kinare bhige nahi,Aur woh samjhe ke hum roye nahi,Poochte hain kal raat sapne mein kisko dekha,par woh kya jaane hum ek arse se sooye nahi.Dard ShayariKabhi na aya woh mere saath chal k ,Hamesha gaya mujhe naraz andaz kar k ,Mout par meri agar woh aya to keh dena k , Abhi abhi soya hai tumhy yaad kar k.Dard ShayariDil chahe dekhna unhe to batao aankho ka kya kasoor.Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor.Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate,maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor.Dosti ShayariDosti karo to dhoka mat dena..dosti ko ansuon ka tuhfa mat dena..dil se roye koi tumhein yaad ker ke..Aesa kisi ko mouqa mat dena..Hindi SMSHam nazar se dor hen ankhon se nahi ham khwabo se dor hen khyalon se nahi ham dil se dor hen dharkan se nahi ham aap se dor hen aap ki yadoon se nahi.Hindi JokesGirl; is dress ka kya Price hia?shop keeper !sirf 5 kiss?Girl; aur us dress ka?shop keeper;10 kissgirl;dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengiHindi SMSChaha na usne mujhe bas dekhta rahaMERI zindagi se wo is tarha khailta raha,Na utra kabi meri zindagi ki jheel mai,BAS kinaray pr betha pathar phenkta raha.Hindi SMSBus ik zara khayal is Dosti ka tha..Wrna boht Gila teri berukhi ka tha..Mujhko laga me b Teri Zindagi me hun..Lekin ye to koi Dhoka meri Saadgi ka tha.Hindi SMSWo bewafa mera imtìhan kia lega nazar milahega to nazar juka lega usey meri kabr par diya jalane ko mat khena wo nadan hai apna hath jala lega.Love ShayariAänkhø Mè Rähnèwälö Kö Yääd Nähì KärtèDìl Mè Rèhnèwälö Kì Bäät Nähì KärtèHämärì Tö Rööh Mè Bä$ Gäy Häìn Aäp.Täbhì Tö Hüm Mìlnè Kì Färìyäd Nähì Kärte.Hindi SMSMohabat ka ajab karobar humne kiaWo bewafa sahi magr pyar humne kiaAgr wo chor gaya tu mat kaho bura uskoKasor uska nai aitebar humne kia.Hindi JokesSon to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain .Love ShayariLafz ki shakal me ehsas likha jata heYani garmi ko pyas likha jata heMere jazbat se wakif he kalam b meraMe wafa likhun to tera naam likha jata he.Hindi SMSSalam .. I See UAankhon seI Feel USansoon seI Kiss UHontoon seI Remember UChahat seI Believe UJaan sI Miss UDil se& ‘I Love U’ Kasam seDard ShayariNa jane us par itna yakin kyon hai,Uska khayaal bhi itna haseen kyon hai,Suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai,To ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkeen kyo hota hai.Dard ShayariDard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya khali hi sahi haathon me jaam to aayamain hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya.Hindi ShayariMery Qareeb Nhi Mjhse Juda Bi Nhi Yeh Raz Mgar UnPr khula Bi nhi Suna Hy UnKo Pasand Agai Hy Khamoshi hmari Is Khayl Se Hum Ne Kuch Kaha hi nhi.Dard ShayariBadi Himmt Se Meri Duniya Lutayi HogiMeri Mohabbat Ki Hsti Mitayi HogiAa Zara Marham Laga Du Zakhmo PeMera Dil Todke Tujhe Chot To Aayi Hogi.

dil kaa kyaa hai vo to chaahegaa musal_sal milnaavo sitam_gar bhii magar soche kisii pal milnaavaaN nahiin vaqt to ham bhii hain adiim-ul-fursatus se kyaa kahiye jo har roz kahe,,, kal milnaa————————————————dil ko us raah pe chalna hi nahijo mujhe tujh se juda karti haizindagi meri thee lekin ab totere kehne mai raha karti hai————————————————-ujre hue loagon se gurezaan na hua karhaalaat ki qabron pe ye qatbe bhi parha kar.har waqt ka hansna tujhe barbaad na kar detanhaaee ke lamhon mai kabhi ro bhi liya kar,ae dil tujhe dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan hai.too halqa e yaaran mai bhi mohtaat raha kar.us shakhs ke tum se bhi marasim hain to hoongewoh jhoot na bole ga mere saamne aa kar.ab thookre khaye ga kahan ae game ahbaabmain to kaha tha mere dil mai hi raha kar.is shab ke muqaddar main seher hi nahi Mohsindekha hai kayee baar chiragon ko bujha kar———————————————na vo aankh hi teri aankh theena vo khuaab hi tera khuaab thadil e muntazir to yeh kis liyetera jaagna usse bhool jaa———————————————INKISHAAFna vaada hai koi tum se koi rishta nibhane kana koi aur hi dil mai tahayya ya iraada haikaii din se magar dil maiajab uljhan si rehti haini tum is daastan k sarsari kirdaar ho koina kissa itna saada haitaaluk jo mai samjha thakaheen us se ziyada hai———————————————–zehar aalood sahi lab pe tabbasum to sajakuch bicharne k bhi aadaab hua karte hain——————————————-jala vo aag mohabbat ki mere seene maikhayyal gair ka aaye to khaak ho jaaye——————————————–khulaa yeh aaj k hum aag hain jahanam kicharragh hote to shub bhar main jal gaye hote———————————————-na koi gham hai na taqdeer mai judaaye haihamare pyaar ki sadion se aashnaaye haimeri nazar mai azal se qayaam hai teraLIKHA HUA MERE CHEHRE PE NAAM HIA TERA_________________har aik shab meri taaza azaab mai guzritumhaare baad tumhaare hi khwab mai guzrimai aik phool hoon too mujh ko rakh k bhool gayatamam umr tumhari kitaab mai guzri_________________aarazuu hai vafaa kare koijii na chaahe to kyaa kare koitum saraapaa ho suurat-e-tasveertum se phir baat kyaa kare koi———————suu-e-maikadaa na jaate to kuchh aur baat hotiiwo nigaah se pilaate to kuchh aur baat hotiigo havaa-e-gulasitaaN ne mere dil kii laaj rakh liiwo naqaab Khud uThaate to kuchh aur baat hotiiye bajaa kalii ne khil kar kiyaa gulasitaaN muattarmagar aap muskuraate to kuchh aur baat hotiiye khule khule se gesuu, inhen laakh tuu saNwaaremere haath se saNwarate, to kuchh aur baat hotiigo haram ke raaste se vo pahuNch gaye Khudaa takterii raahaguzar se jaate to kuchh aur baat hotii_________________sulook nishtaron jaisa na kijye hum se.hamesha aap ko hum ne Gulaab likha hai_________________haal-e-dil main ne jo duniyaa ko sunanaa chahaamujh ko har shaKhs ne dil apnaa dikhanaa chahaaapanii tasviir banaane ke liye duniyaa meinmain ne har rang pe ik rang charhanaa chahaaKhaak-e-dil jauhar-e-aainaa ke kaam aa hii gaeelaakh duniyaa ne nigaahon se giranaa chahaasholaa-e-barq se gulashan ko bachaane ke liyemain ne har aag ko siine mein chhupanaa chahaaapne aibon ko chhupaane ke liye duniyaa meinmain ne har shaKhs pe ilzaam laganaa chahaaGairat-e-mauj use phenk gaee saahil parDoobne vaale ne jab shor machanaa chahaa_________________tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon maijo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mainazar kaneez teri dil ghulaam hai teralikha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.,———————–jaan-e-afasaanaa yahii kuchh bhii ho afasaane kaa naamzindagii hai dil kii dharakan tez ho jaane kaa naamqataraa qataraa zindagii ke zahar kaa piinaa hai Gamaur Khushii hai do gharii pii kar bahak jaane kaa naamintazaar-e-fasl-e-gul mein kho chuke aaNkhon ka nuuraur bahaar-e-baaG letii hi nahin aane kaa naamtaab-e-naakaamii nahiin to aarzuu karataa hai kyaaaarazuu hai mauj ke saahil se Takraane kaa naam

dil kaa kyaa hai vo to chaahegaa musal_sal milnaavo sitam_gar bhii magar soche kisii pal milnaavaaN nahiin vaqt to ham bhii hain adiim-ul-fursatus se kyaa kahiye jo har roz kahe,,, kal milnaa————————————————dil ko us raah pe chalna hi nahijo mujhe tujh se juda karti haizindagi meri thee lekin ab totere kehne mai raha karti hai————————————————-ujre hue loagon se gurezaan na hua karhaalaat ki qabron pe ye qatbe bhi parha kar.har waqt ka hansna tujhe barbaad na kar detanhaaee ke lamhon mai kabhi ro bhi liya kar,ae dil tujhe dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan hai.too halqa e yaaran mai bhi mohtaat raha kar.us shakhs ke tum se bhi marasim hain to hoongewoh jhoot na bole ga mere saamne aa kar.ab thookre khaye ga kahan ae game ahbaabmain to kaha tha mere dil mai hi raha kar.is shab ke muqaddar main seher hi nahi Mohsindekha hai kayee baar chiragon ko bujha kar———————————————na vo aankh hi teri aankh theena vo khuaab hi tera khuaab thadil e muntazir to yeh kis liyetera jaagna usse bhool jaa———————————————INKISHAAFna vaada hai koi tum se koi rishta nibhane kana koi aur hi dil mai tahayya ya iraada haikaii din se magar dil maiajab uljhan si rehti haini tum is daastan k sarsari kirdaar ho koina kissa itna saada haitaaluk jo mai samjha thakaheen us se ziyada hai———————————————–zehar aalood sahi lab pe tabbasum to sajakuch bicharne k bhi aadaab hua karte hain——————————————-jala vo aag mohabbat ki mere seene maikhayyal gair ka aaye to khaak ho jaaye——————————————–khulaa yeh aaj k hum aag hain jahanam kicharragh hote to shub bhar main jal gaye hote———————————————-na koi gham hai na taqdeer mai judaaye haihamare pyaar ki sadion se aashnaaye haimeri nazar mai azal se qayaam hai teraLIKHA HUA MERE CHEHRE PE NAAM HIA TERA_________________har aik shab meri taaza azaab mai guzritumhaare baad tumhaare hi khwab mai guzrimai aik phool hoon too mujh ko rakh k bhool gayatamam umr tumhari kitaab mai guzri_________________aarazuu hai vafaa kare koijii na chaahe to kyaa kare koitum saraapaa ho suurat-e-tasveertum se phir baat kyaa kare koi———————suu-e-maikadaa na jaate to kuchh aur baat hotiiwo nigaah se pilaate to kuchh aur baat hotiigo havaa-e-gulasitaaN ne mere dil kii laaj rakh liiwo naqaab Khud uThaate to kuchh aur baat hotiiye bajaa kalii ne khil kar kiyaa gulasitaaN muattarmagar aap muskuraate to kuchh aur baat hotiiye khule khule se gesuu, inhen laakh tuu saNwaaremere haath se saNwarate, to kuchh aur baat hotiigo haram ke raaste se vo pahuNch gaye Khudaa takterii raahaguzar se jaate to kuchh aur baat hotii_________________sulook nishtaron jaisa na kijye hum se.hamesha aap ko hum ne Gulaab likha hai_________________haal-e-dil main ne jo duniyaa ko sunanaa chahaamujh ko har shaKhs ne dil apnaa dikhanaa chahaaapanii tasviir banaane ke liye duniyaa meinmain ne har rang pe ik rang charhanaa chahaaKhaak-e-dil jauhar-e-aainaa ke kaam aa hii gaeelaakh duniyaa ne nigaahon se giranaa chahaasholaa-e-barq se gulashan ko bachaane ke liyemain ne har aag ko siine mein chhupanaa chahaaapne aibon ko chhupaane ke liye duniyaa meinmain ne har shaKhs pe ilzaam laganaa chahaaGairat-e-mauj use phenk gaee saahil parDoobne vaale ne jab shor machanaa chahaa_________________tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon maijo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mainazar kaneez teri dil ghulaam hai teralikha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.,———————–jaan-e-afasaanaa yahii kuchh bhii ho afasaane kaa naamzindagii hai dil kii dharakan tez ho jaane kaa naamqataraa qataraa zindagii ke zahar kaa piinaa hai Gamaur Khushii hai do gharii pii kar bahak jaane kaa naamintazaar-e-fasl-e-gul mein kho chuke aaNkhon ka nuuraur bahaar-e-baaG letii hi nahin aane kaa naamtaab-e-naakaamii nahiin to aarzuu karataa hai kyaaaarazuu hai mauj ke saahil se Takraane kaa naam

1. On being Late:“Kab shuru hua?”“Attendance ho gayi kya??”“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu. . bolna . kal kya padaya tha sir ne”“Kal se pakka class karunga”“Ek page de na. abe pen bhi to de”“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai.”2. During the lecture:“Yesss !!!! SirThe answer is huuuummmmm. ..aaaaaaaa. ..”“No sirI know the answer sir.. ..”“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”“Abe lecture ko chod dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj.”“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta thagadha. ..”“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye .”3. Lab“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”“Isme Karna kya hai??”“Yeh bhaimereko aata to tere pass kyon aata. ”“Are tu to bura maan gaya dikha na”4. Tests“Tests???? Aree yaar.. ”“Kya.. abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga..”“Boss hogaya.. aur nahi ho sakta .jaan nahi de sakta ”“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”“Aaj kounsa test hai?”“Oye Mera dost kaha hai..uska roll number mere baad haiwo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail..”After test..“yaar pada tha..recall nahi kar payachhod na Canteen chalega.”5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega. ”“Bola tha proxy regularly maar Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua”6. Late submission of Projects“Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”“Last date extend hui thi”“I didn’t know the last date”“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya”“They should allow XEROX .”7 . After exam“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”“Ye Kaunsi book me tha”“1st mein 3 marks2nd mein 03rd mein 2Gaya. fail pakka ”“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena. wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar..”8 VIVA (b4 exam)“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”“Aeee..Rohit. ..terese kya poocha.. .”“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya”“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”9 . VIVA (General)“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai”“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”10 . Submission“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”“Jai ho computer baba ki..jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki”“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”“Ye tune kya likha hai????”(The best one)“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”“Koi hint. ”“Are baba ghasit de.na tu samjega na wo.”12. Exam“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai”“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”“ye last time hi poochha thaa”“tere paas is ke notes hai??”“woh chapter. mark weightage 6 marks. (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”“nahi samjha to rat le”“External ke aane ke pura scene hai ”“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai.”“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata thaissmein to anda aata hai..”“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya.”. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain .. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain .. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai .. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai... hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai .. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai .. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai.. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho.fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai..bas ek bar aur.wapas lautne ka man karta hai

Ham to phir bhi insaan hai,Khuda bhi unase nahi bach paayega.`~`Kuch ulje huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,Na jaane kyon tanhaai me behta hai dil,Aapko paane ka khyaal koi badi baat nahi,Bas kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil.`~`Is saal barsaat me tum yaad aaye bahut,Har bheegi huyi raat me tum yaad aaye bahut,Bajti rahi shehnaai behte rahe aansu,Ek dost ki baaraat me tum yaad aaye bahut.`~`Sanam ham aapke bina ek pal bhi reh nahi sakte,Mere jeete jee aap kisi ke bilkul ho nahi sakte.`~`Duniya ne mere ishq ko badnaam kar diya,Meri tamaam hasrato ko nakaam kar diya,Wo badan jo kabhi meri baaho ki janat tha,Us badan ko gair ke naam kar diya.`~`Mere mehboob teri kasam aaj bhi tujhse pyaar,Koi kuch bhi kare, magar pyaar kabhi mitata nahi.`~`Aankhon ki aawaaj kuch aur hoti hai,Aansu ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,Kaun chaahta hai bichadna aapse,Wo to waqt ki maar hoti hai.`~`jise shaadi huyi wo kaali hai,Kaali hai phir bhi lagti wo laali hai,Saath dono ka nibhega kaise,Main sada hu aur wo fashion waali hai.`~`Jindagi barbaad ho gayi hai meri,Isme koi shak nahi hai,Tumse ek baar mil saku,Kya mujhe itna bhi hak nahi hai?`~`Har ek lamha dil bekaraar rehta hai,Har aahat par tera intajaar rehta hai.`~`Kya khata hamse huyi jo dushaman jamana ho gaya,Dushman huye sab mere, har apna begana ho gaya,Kaun jaane hoga kya isi soch me goom hu main,Duniya to ye kehne lagi ki main deewana ho gaya.`~`Mere dukh ki koi dawa na karo,Mujhako mujhase abhi juda na karo,Ye sikhaya hai dosti ne hame,Dost bankar kabhi daga na karo.`~`Chup rehte hai ki koi khata na ho jaaye,Hamse koi ruswa na ho jaaye,Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,Milane se pehle hee juda na ho jaaye.`~`Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,Kab badal jaaye najar hi to hai,Tu mere saath ki aadat mat daalna ae dost,Kab bichad jaaye safar hi to hai.`~`Na milta gam to barbaadi ke afasaane kaha jaate,Duniya agar hoti chaman to wiraane kaha jaate.Chalo acha hua apno me koi gair to nikla,Sabhi agar hote apne to begane kaha jaate.`~`Shaayad tum ye nahi jaanti kiMain tumhe kitna chaahta hu,Koi to bahut chaahta hai magar mainJaan se bhi jyada chaahta hu.`~`Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi hai,Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi hai,Yum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe,Mere aangan main to sirf tanhaai hai.`~`Nahi bhula sakta main tere husn ki garmiya,Wo tumhaare hotho ki wo mehak saanso ki.`~`Jamaane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote,Bandhe the bas teri dosti ke dhaage me,Warna kab ke ham bikhar gaye hote.`~`Aawaj to aati hai teri lekin tereLekin tere hotho ka ehasaas nahi hota,Tujhe dekhne ki chaahat tadpa jaati hai mujhe,Jaane kyon ye sapna mera sach nahi hota.`~`Pilana farj tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,Sharaab kam thi to paani mila diya hota.Agar jubaan par sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota.`~`Is pyaar me koi mara,To koi ghaayal ho gaya,Kisi ne de dee jaan,To koi paagal ho gaya.`~`Is ajnabi shehar me teri yaad aati hai bahut,Dil ko raat hi tadpaati hai bahut.`~`Main door bahut tere shehar se nikal aaya hu,Tamaam yaade khyaal sab peeche chod aaya hu,Tu jaha bhi rahe khush rahe, sada salaamat rahe,Main apni prem kahani ka rukh mod aaya hu.`~`Meri jindagi me shaamil jab tu sanam nahi tha,Teri hi kasam yaar mujhe koi gam nahi tha,Meri kahani dukh dard udaasi me doobi hai,Yakeen tha tujh par mujhe koi bharam nahi tha.`~`Mehafil me jab dekha achaanak unako,Unse gujar kar aati hawa sharaab hone lagi,Unhone aa kar haal-chaal pooch liya mera,Jaane kyon meri haalaat kharaab hone lagi.`~`Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,Hamne bhi gehraai me jana chod diya,Jab usko hi doori ka ehsaas nahi,Hamne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya.`~`Jisane luta hai mera dil,Ye usi ki pehchaan hai,Phoolo ki baarish ki hi tarah,Uski muskaan hai.`~`Itani berookhi kis kiye sanam?Kya main teri bhi najro se gir gaya,Huyi kya khata mujhase bataao jara tum,Ya tu khud apne waado se mukar gaya.`~`Main use door chala to aaya hu,Magar abhi tak use na bhool paya hu,Jikr kise karu teri wafao ka main,Is ajnabi shehar me bhatakta saya hu.`~`Pattharo ke shehar me fariyaad kya kare,Jo bhool gayi hame ab use yaad kya kare?`~`Toone mujhase kyon daga ki,Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saja di,Ki chaar din gujarta hai mera tanhaaiyo me,Maine to chaha tha tujhko dil ki gehraaiyo se.`~`Mehbooba ke kehne se aashiq ne jaan de di,Kaun kehta hai ki shabdo me jehar nahi hota.`~`Hamaari raaste to karwato ke sahaare kati hai,Ek aap hai ki sote-sote nahi thakti hai.`~`Meri jawaani meri nahi,Ab teri ho gayi hai,Meri saanse ab tumhaari,Saanso me kho gayi hai.`~`Jab bhi mere hottho par tera naam aata hai,Mere tadapte dil ko sanam aaraam aata hai,Yaha tanhaai hai, gam hai, udaasiya hai,Har shaam haatho me teri yaad ka jaam aata hai.`~`Mujhe gam nahi ki rooth gaya har apna begana,Ki jindagi ho tum, tum na rooth jaana.`~`Milna ittefaak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Wo utna hi door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha,Ham usko dekhane ke liye taraste hi rahe,Jis shakhs ki hatheli par hamara naseeb tha.`~`Pyaar me jeena, pyaar me marna,Yahi hamne dost sikha hai,Tere liye hamne ae jaane-chaman,Ye baag lahu se sincha hai.`~`Gam ne hasne na diya, jamaane ne rone na diya,Inhi uljhano ne jine na diya,Thak kar jab sitaaro se panaah li,Neend aayi to aapki yaad ne sone na diya.`~`Saase ghutne lagi hai, ab na sataao,Hai agar pyaar to chup-chaap chale aao,Jamaane se daroge to mar jaayenge armaan,Jo waade kiye the ab unko nibhaao.`~`Aap jab saamne se gujar jaate hai,Armaan dil ke saare ubar aate hai,Dekhkar aapke pyaari soorat,Sehme huye phool bhi nikhar jaate hai.`~`Chup-chaap kahi socha to hai,Ek khwaab hamne dekha to hai,Kal shaam yu hi tanha baithkar,Tere baare me socha to hai.`~`Jo aaya mere hotho par banke dua aaya,Mera jikra uske gaalo par banke haya aaya,Jo dekha maine mehakta hua koi gulaab kahi,Meri aankhon me uska chehra baar-baar aaya.`~`Mere saajan pyaar mujhe bhi,Kuch kam nahi hai,Ho jaaye dushman sab mujhe,Iska koi gam nahi hai.`~`Sunkar jhaankar aapki paayal ki sanam,Mehafil sangeet ki bhi bejubaan ho gayi.`~`Unki yaado ke jakhm kabhi bharte nahi,Aansu hai ki aankhon se thamte nahi,Jaane kaha kho gaye wo sunhare lamhe,Ae sanam wo ab teri raah takte nahi.`~`Pyaar kiya jise,Hajaar khushiyo ke liye,Waha behisaab gam nikaale,Bewafa tum nahi, badnaseeb ham nikale.`~`Poochte hai wo hasrat se kitna chaahte ho tum hame sanam?Kaha hamne bhi muskura ke jara,Tumhaare liye sahenge saari duniya ke gam,Na chodna tu saath kabhi, na karna ham par sitam,Tumhari hi khaatir rakha hai sanam,Ulfat ki raah par kadam.`~`Aapki yaad me deewaane se firate hai,Ki aap ka naam labo se hatata nahi hai,Tamaam umra jee sakenge kaise,Ki bin aapke ek lamha to katata nahi hai.

Ham to phir bhi insaan hai,Khuda bhi unase nahi bach paayega.`~`Kuch ulje huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,Na jaane kyon tanhaai me behta hai dil,Aapko paane ka khyaal koi badi baat nahi,Bas kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil.`~`Is saal barsaat me tum yaad aaye bahut,Har bheegi huyi raat me tum yaad aaye bahut,Bajti rahi shehnaai behte rahe aansu,Ek dost ki baaraat me tum yaad aaye bahut.`~`Sanam ham aapke bina ek pal bhi reh nahi sakte,Mere jeete jee aap kisi ke bilkul ho nahi sakte.`~`Duniya ne mere ishq ko badnaam kar diya,Meri tamaam hasrato ko nakaam kar diya,Wo badan jo kabhi meri baaho ki janat tha,Us badan ko gair ke naam kar diya.`~`Mere mehboob teri kasam aaj bhi tujhse pyaar,Koi kuch bhi kare, magar pyaar kabhi mitata nahi.`~`Aankhon ki aawaaj kuch aur hoti hai,Aansu ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,Kaun chaahta hai bichadna aapse,Wo to waqt ki maar hoti hai.`~`jise shaadi huyi wo kaali hai,Kaali hai phir bhi lagti wo laali hai,Saath dono ka nibhega kaise,Main sada hu aur wo fashion waali hai.`~`Jindagi barbaad ho gayi hai meri,Isme koi shak nahi hai,Tumse ek baar mil saku,Kya mujhe itna bhi hak nahi hai?`~`Har ek lamha dil bekaraar rehta hai,Har aahat par tera intajaar rehta hai.`~`Kya khata hamse huyi jo dushaman jamana ho gaya,Dushman huye sab mere, har apna begana ho gaya,Kaun jaane hoga kya isi soch me goom hu main,Duniya to ye kehne lagi ki main deewana ho gaya.`~`Mere dukh ki koi dawa na karo,Mujhako mujhase abhi juda na karo,Ye sikhaya hai dosti ne hame,Dost bankar kabhi daga na karo.`~`Chup rehte hai ki koi khata na ho jaaye,Hamse koi ruswa na ho jaaye,Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,Milane se pehle hee juda na ho jaaye.`~`Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,Kab badal jaaye najar hi to hai,Tu mere saath ki aadat mat daalna ae dost,Kab bichad jaaye safar hi to hai.`~`Na milta gam to barbaadi ke afasaane kaha jaate,Duniya agar hoti chaman to wiraane kaha jaate.Chalo acha hua apno me koi gair to nikla,Sabhi agar hote apne to begane kaha jaate.`~`Shaayad tum ye nahi jaanti kiMain tumhe kitna chaahta hu,Koi to bahut chaahta hai magar mainJaan se bhi jyada chaahta hu.`~`Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi hai,Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi hai,Yum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe,Mere aangan main to sirf tanhaai hai.`~`Nahi bhula sakta main tere husn ki garmiya,Wo tumhaare hotho ki wo mehak saanso ki.`~`Jamaane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote,Bandhe the bas teri dosti ke dhaage me,Warna kab ke ham bikhar gaye hote.`~`Aawaj to aati hai teri lekin tereLekin tere hotho ka ehasaas nahi hota,Tujhe dekhne ki chaahat tadpa jaati hai mujhe,Jaane kyon ye sapna mera sach nahi hota.`~`Pilana farj tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,Sharaab kam thi to paani mila diya hota.Agar jubaan par sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota.`~`Is pyaar me koi mara,To koi ghaayal ho gaya,Kisi ne de dee jaan,To koi paagal ho gaya.`~`Is ajnabi shehar me teri yaad aati hai bahut,Dil ko raat hi tadpaati hai bahut.`~`Main door bahut tere shehar se nikal aaya hu,Tamaam yaade khyaal sab peeche chod aaya hu,Tu jaha bhi rahe khush rahe, sada salaamat rahe,Main apni prem kahani ka rukh mod aaya hu.`~`Meri jindagi me shaamil jab tu sanam nahi tha,Teri hi kasam yaar mujhe koi gam nahi tha,Meri kahani dukh dard udaasi me doobi hai,Yakeen tha tujh par mujhe koi bharam nahi tha.`~`Mehafil me jab dekha achaanak unako,Unse gujar kar aati hawa sharaab hone lagi,Unhone aa kar haal-chaal pooch liya mera,Jaane kyon meri haalaat kharaab hone lagi.`~`Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,Hamne bhi gehraai me jana chod diya,Jab usko hi doori ka ehsaas nahi,Hamne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya.`~`Jisane luta hai mera dil,Ye usi ki pehchaan hai,Phoolo ki baarish ki hi tarah,Uski muskaan hai.`~`Itani berookhi kis kiye sanam?Kya main teri bhi najro se gir gaya,Huyi kya khata mujhase bataao jara tum,Ya tu khud apne waado se mukar gaya.`~`Main use door chala to aaya hu,Magar abhi tak use na bhool paya hu,Jikr kise karu teri wafao ka main,Is ajnabi shehar me bhatakta saya hu.`~`Pattharo ke shehar me fariyaad kya kare,Jo bhool gayi hame ab use yaad kya kare?`~`Toone mujhase kyon daga ki,Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saja di,Ki chaar din gujarta hai mera tanhaaiyo me,Maine to chaha tha tujhko dil ki gehraaiyo se.`~`Mehbooba ke kehne se aashiq ne jaan de di,Kaun kehta hai ki shabdo me jehar nahi hota.`~`Hamaari raaste to karwato ke sahaare kati hai,Ek aap hai ki sote-sote nahi thakti hai.`~`Meri jawaani meri nahi,Ab teri ho gayi hai,Meri saanse ab tumhaari,Saanso me kho gayi hai.`~`Jab bhi mere hottho par tera naam aata hai,Mere tadapte dil ko sanam aaraam aata hai,Yaha tanhaai hai, gam hai, udaasiya hai,Har shaam haatho me teri yaad ka jaam aata hai.`~`Mujhe gam nahi ki rooth gaya har apna begana,Ki jindagi ho tum, tum na rooth jaana.`~`Milna ittefaak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Wo utna hi door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha,Ham usko dekhane ke liye taraste hi rahe,Jis shakhs ki hatheli par hamara naseeb tha.`~`Pyaar me jeena, pyaar me marna,Yahi hamne dost sikha hai,Tere liye hamne ae jaane-chaman,Ye baag lahu se sincha hai.`~`Gam ne hasne na diya, jamaane ne rone na diya,Inhi uljhano ne jine na diya,Thak kar jab sitaaro se panaah li,Neend aayi to aapki yaad ne sone na diya.`~`Saase ghutne lagi hai, ab na sataao,Hai agar pyaar to chup-chaap chale aao,Jamaane se daroge to mar jaayenge armaan,Jo waade kiye the ab unko nibhaao.`~`Aap jab saamne se gujar jaate hai,Armaan dil ke saare ubar aate hai,Dekhkar aapke pyaari soorat,Sehme huye phool bhi nikhar jaate hai.`~`Chup-chaap kahi socha to hai,Ek khwaab hamne dekha to hai,Kal shaam yu hi tanha baithkar,Tere baare me socha to hai.`~`Jo aaya mere hotho par banke dua aaya,Mera jikra uske gaalo par banke haya aaya,Jo dekha maine mehakta hua koi gulaab kahi,Meri aankhon me uska chehra baar-baar aaya.`~`Mere saajan pyaar mujhe bhi,Kuch kam nahi hai,Ho jaaye dushman sab mujhe,Iska koi gam nahi hai.`~`Sunkar jhaankar aapki paayal ki sanam,Mehafil sangeet ki bhi bejubaan ho gayi.`~`Unki yaado ke jakhm kabhi bharte nahi,Aansu hai ki aankhon se thamte nahi,Jaane kaha kho gaye wo sunhare lamhe,Ae sanam wo ab teri raah takte nahi.`~`Pyaar kiya jise,Hajaar khushiyo ke liye,Waha behisaab gam nikaale,Bewafa tum nahi, badnaseeb ham nikale.`~`Poochte hai wo hasrat se kitna chaahte ho tum hame sanam?Kaha hamne bhi muskura ke jara,Tumhaare liye sahenge saari duniya ke gam,Na chodna tu saath kabhi, na karna ham par sitam,Tumhari hi khaatir rakha hai sanam,Ulfat ki raah par kadam.`~`Aapki yaad me deewaane se firate hai,Ki aap ka naam labo se hatata nahi hai,Tamaam umra jee sakenge kaise,Ki bin aapke ek lamha to katata nahi hai.

Sochte sab hai badalta nahi koi,Dil ki raah par chalta nahi hai koi,Tej chalna to sabko aata hai,Magar thokar lagne par sambhalta nahi hai koi.`~`Jo aapke masoom se hotho par hasi hai,Wo dard ki aahat ki hakeekat me khushi hai,Ek muddat huye bichade huye tumase lekin,Teri soorat abhi bhi mere dil me basi hai.`~`Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaraam nahi,Na jee lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyaar hai,Jawaab aaya- are paagal, ye pyaar nahi,Ye to ‘summer’ ki garmi hai.`~`Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karte hai,Haalaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hai,Aankhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,Ham kaise kahi ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.`~`Sadiya gujar gai, tera deedaar na hua,Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulajaar na hua,Hamne to yara tujhako pyaar kiya hardam,Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.`~`Maangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka,Deti hai to khada ho jata hai rom-rom jazabaat ka,Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai,Ki dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka.`~`Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai,Iski har boond hai mujh me samaai,Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge,Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai.`~`Pyaar ek lamba,Meetha sapna hota hai,Aur shaadi ek alarm ghadi.`~`Meethe dard ka asar hai, sehkar to dekho,Pyaar katra nahi samundar hai, behkar to dekho,Tumhaare liye to chod denge jamana,Ek baar hame dost kehkar to dekho.`~`Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha,Galti se ise hamne aapke mobile par bhej diya hai,Isaliye jyada khush mat hona,Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai.`~`Sooraj se roshan hai saara jahaan,Hame ek diye ki talaash hai,Apne paas logo ki kami nahi hai parDoor apne bhi koi khaas hai,Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,Dosti pe apni jindagi waar du,Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milata to,Man karta hai ki teri jaan nikaal du.`~`Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu,Waqt ko rokkar waqt se ek dil chura lu,Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu,Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu.`~`Mere rab mere yaar ko,Saari khushi dena,Bhool jaaye na dosto ko wo khushiyo ke mele me,Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham dosto ki bhi de dena.`~`Main aasmaan me baadlo ko dekh raha tha,Bahut hi sundar najara tha,Tum aa gaye to main tumhe dekhne laga,Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.`~`Tumhaari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil,Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil,Ye dil aapko kitna yaad kar raha hai,Is ek SMS se likh paana hai mushkil.`~`Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,Manjil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehsaas ho.`~`Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana,Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi jaroor kal manjil tumhe,Use paakar is naacheez ko bhool na jana.`~`Yaado me tum, khyaalo me tum,Teri aankhon me ho gaye ham gum,Bhool gaye saari duniya,Bas yaad hai to sirf tumtumtum.`~`Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur,Main tumhe apne dil me rakhkar tala lagakarChabi kahi bahut door fenk doonga taakiKoi tumhe mujhase door nahi le ja sake.`~`Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaro toEk sher ban jata hai,Waise to hamko yaaroLikhna bhi kahaa aata hai.`~`Jee chaahe jitna sataao,Shikayat karne waale ham nahi,Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai,Warna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi.`~`Mat kariye dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,Wo aankhon se waar karti hai,Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.`~`Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam,Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho,Mere dile sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho,Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum,Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho.`~`Hajaaro bete kal aur laakho aane waale kalKe beech ka din aaya hai aurMain use aise hi nahi jaane doonga,Tumse main jaroor kahuga ki tum bahut khoobsurat hoAur main tumse bahut pyaar karta hu.`~`Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se,Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaak se,Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se,Par hame pyaar hai aapki aankh se.`~`Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai,Bas aapse milane ki aas hai,Chaahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho,Apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai.`~`Jakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai,Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane wishwaas kyon hota hai,Jaante hai ki bewafa hai,Na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai.`~`Kuch kismat hi aisi rahi dosto,Ki ab jindagi se koi tamanna nahi rahi,Jisako chaha usko pa na sake,Aur jo mila use mohabbat nahi huyi.`~`Naseeb se milta hai pyaar,Naseeb se milta hai deedaar,Badi naajuk cheej hai jara sambhaal ke rakhna,Kyonki naseeb waalo ko milta hai kisi ka sacchaa pyar.`~`Ek aadmi poori jindagi sochta raha,Sochta raha, sochta raha aurSochte-sochte hi mar gaya kiAgar meri bahan ke 2 bhaai hai, to mera ek kaise?`~`Is dil me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,In aankhon me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,Lekin ye maut ab amaanaat tumhaari hai.`~`Tum jab se aa gaye jindagi me,Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,Pehale the ham patthar ke,Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.`~`Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe,Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe,Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man,Maante tumhe paane ki tum maangte rahe.`~`Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,Ye mera wada hai,Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina,Ye mera irada hai.`~`Ae dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga,Mera khyaal tere hi paas hoga,Dil ki gehraaiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,Tumhe hamaare kareeb hone ka ehasaas hoga.`~`Jitna maine kiya kaun itna pyaar karega,Meri baate sanam tujhe yaad aaya karegi bahut,Meri aashiki, meri deewaangi bhulegi kaise tu,Teri dhadkan, teri saanse tujhe roolaya karegi bahut.`~`Na aisi baat karo,Dil dhadak jaata hai,Pyaar karne ko betaabi se machal jata hai.`~`Daali se patte, yu hi gira nahi karte,Bichad ke log jyada jiya nahi karte,Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,Puraane ham baar-baar pada nahi karte.`~`Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas jaane kyon,Ek maayusi si chaai hai,Aaj phir palko par paani,Bheed me hu phir bhi kyon ye tanhaai hai.`~`Aapse bahut pyaar karta hu,Ab shaadi karna chaahta hu,Main kisi ke saath nahi,Tumhaare saath marna chaahta hu.`~`Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya,Na tera koi khat ya sandesh na aaya,Tum nadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir kuch aur,Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya.`~`Kahaan tak jaalim tera intajaar karu,Tu bewafaa to nahi magar kitna aitbaar karu,Sitam mujh par huye aur tum chup hi rahe,Ae sanam ab kis tarah use pyaar karu.`~`Meri aankhen tere deedaar ko tarasti hai,Meri nas-nas tere pyaar ko fadakti hai,Tu to bata jaanam tujhko bhulaau kaise,Meri rooh tak teri yaad me tadapti hai.`~`Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,Dekhane tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge,Jab tak deedaar na ho tera,Mar kar bhi ham chain se na mar paayenge.`~`Dil to hai ek raahi jana, jiski tum manjil ho,Dil to hai ek kashti jana, jiski tum saahil ho,Dil na phir kuch maangega jana,Agar tum haansil ho.`~`Ham tere pyaar me ae yaar waha tak pahuche,Jaha ye bhool gaye ham ki kaha tak pahuche,Ek sadi tak na waha pahuchegi duniya saari,Ek hi ghoont me deewaane jaha tak pahuche.`~`Najar jab mili to fasaane ho gaye,Ek pal me ham aapke deewaane ho gaye,Jab se aaye hai aap hamaari jindagi me,Andaaz hi hamaare shaayrana ho gaye.`~`Diya ummeedo ka yu bujhaya nahi karte,Pyaar karne waalo ko yu bhulaya nahi karte.`~`Bure waqt ka daur mit jaayega tere aane se,Baaj aa jaao ab sir dard ke bahaane se,Ek muddat se milna nahi hua hai tera,Aitraaj kya hai tujhe rasme wafa nibhaane se.`~`Chale aaye wo chhat par us din,Log samajh baithe ki chaand hai,Khuda hai usse khafa, ab isme unki kya khata hai,Husn paya hai unhone to unke jalwo se kaun door reh payega.

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,Fark hai to sirf itna hai keeMain khulta hu peeche se aurTum khulate ho aage se.*****************************Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.*****************************Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.*****************************Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.*****************************Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.*****************************Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.*****************************Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.*****************************Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.*****************************Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.*****************************Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.*****************************Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.*****************************Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.*****************************Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.*****************************Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.*****************************Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.*****************************Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.*****************************Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.*****************************Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,Meri khushiya basi thi unme,Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.*****************************Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.*****************************Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.*****************************Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,Har shakhs tha mere saath,Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.*****************************Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.*****************************Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.*****************************Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.*****************************Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.*****************************Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera,Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.*****************************Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu.?*****************************Na bhoola paya hu,Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.*****************************Ajab hai ye duniya,Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,Dil me to base ho,Magar aankhon se door ho.*****************************Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.*****************************Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.*****************************Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.*****************************Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.*****************************Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,Tumse door rahane ki.****************************Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.*****************************Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.*****************************Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aurKargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aurBaahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.*****************************Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.*****************************Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.*****************************Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.*****************************Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.*****************************Jab se unhe dekha hai,Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,Pyaar kya hota hai ab hamPehachaan gaye.*****************************Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.*****************************Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,Wahi khwaab sunhare,Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe theHam dono ne.*****************************Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,Un lamho me jee lene do.*****************************Har ek shaam aati haiTeri yaado ki gataaye,Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.*****************************Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.*****************************Ab kya kahu tumse,Agar kuch kahna hai to,Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.*****************************Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho.*****************************Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,Fark hai to sirf itna hai keeMain khulta hu peeche se aurTum khulate ho aage se.*****************************Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.*****************************Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.*****************************Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.*****************************Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.*****************************Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.*****************************Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.*****************************Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.*****************************Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.*****************************Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.*****************************Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.*****************************Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.*****************************Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.*****************************Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.*****************************Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.*****************************Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.*****************************Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.*****************************Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,Meri khushiya basi thi unme,Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.*****************************Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.*****************************Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.*****************************Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,Har shakhs tha mere saath,Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.*****************************Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.*****************************Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.*****************************Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.*****************************Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.*****************************Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera,Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.*****************************Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu.?*****************************Na bhoola paya hu,Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.*****************************Ajab hai ye duniya,Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,Dil me to base ho,Magar aankhon se door ho.*****************************Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.*****************************Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.*****************************Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.*****************************Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.*****************************Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,Tumse door rahane ki.****************************Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.*****************************Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.*****************************Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aurKargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aurBaahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.*****************************Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.*****************************Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.*****************************Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.*****************************Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.*****************************Jab se unhe dekha hai,Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,Pyaar kya hota hai ab hamPehachaan gaye.*****************************Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.*****************************Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,Wahi khwaab sunhare,Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe theHam dono ne.*****************************Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,Un lamho me jee lene do.*****************************Har ek shaam aati haiTeri yaado ki gataaye,Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.*****************************Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.*****************************Ab kya kahu tumse,Agar kuch kahna hai to,Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.*****************************Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho.*****************************Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Tumse bichada to mat pucho kidhar jaauga,Chupchap teri gali se gujar jaauga,Jab tujhko hogi mere haal-e-pareshaan ki khabar,To aansu bankar tere gaalo se lipat jaauga.`Ham jee rahe hai sirph tumhara deedaar karke,Saanse bhi le rahe hai tumhe bhi yaad karke,Khuda ke paas do-ek din ham bhi jayenge,Par vahaan bhi tumhara intajaar hai.`Maut jab saamne aati hai to jee leta hu,Jakhm muh kholne lagte hai to see leta hu,Mujhko maloom hai masti kee hakeekatLekin hosh jab had se gujarti hai to pee leta hu.`Apne hotho pe sajana chaahta hu,Aa main tujhe gungunana chaahta hu,Aakhiri hichki tere daaman me aaye,Maut bhi main aashikana chaahta hu.`Ye aakhe nam kyon hai,Yah dil gumsum kyon hai?Jise kabhi paya hee nahi use khone ka gam kyon hai?`Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch kah jaati hai,Tadpane ke liye yaade rah jaati hai,Kya fark padta hai dil ko ya koyla,Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh hi rah jaati hai.`Yah duniya waale bhi bade ajeeb hai,Kabhi hamse door to kabhi kareeb hai,Dard na bataaye to hame kayar kahte hai,Aur dard bata de to hame shayar kahate hai.`Bahut kam log hote hai jamaane me aise,Sacchi chaahat ki jinhe pahchaan hoti hai,Itna soch lena kisi pe mar mitne se pahle,Ki gawaane ke liye ek hi jaan hoti hai.`Koi mila hame chaand ki chandni bankar,To koi mila pariyo ki kahani bankar,Par jis kisi ko palko me basaya hamne,Wo nikal gaya aankhon ka paani bankar.`Dil ke aaine kisi ko chupa liya,Aur dard ko apni in aankhon me sama liya,Aaina to toot gaya magar,Hamne aansuo ko uske apna saya bana liya.`Kismat ke bharose pyaar kiya nahi karte,Dar-dar ke ham kabhi jiya nahi karte,Dil tootne ka dar unko hoga,Jo bichadne ke dar se pyaar kiya nahi karte.`Najro se najro ka takraav hota hai,Har mod par kisi ka intjaar hota hai,Dil rota hai aur jakhm haste hai,Isi ka naam pyaar hota hai.`Har roj ham nashe me hote hai aurShaam gujar jaati hai,Ek din shaam nashe me hogi aurHam gujar jaayenge.`Lut jaati hai duniya hamaari tanhaaiyo ko dekhkar,Jis tarah lut jaati hai lahre kinaare ko dekhkar,Tum bhi sahara na dena mere janaaje ko,Kahi jinda na ho jaau tumhaare sahaare ko dekhkar.`Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hai,Ham akele the akele hee rah jaate hai,Dil ka dard kise dikhaaye,Marham lagane waale hi jakhm de jaate hai.`Mohabbat ka sila kuch nahi,Ek gam ke siwa mila kuch nahi,Saare armaan to jal ke khaak ho gaye,Log kahte hai phir bhi jala kuch nahi.`Rishta ulfat ka yu nibhaya jata hai,Aansu pekar bhi muskuraya jata hai,Aise bhi mod aate hai mohabbat me,Kisi ke khaatir khud ko mitaya jata hai.`Ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai,Aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai,Maante hai ham jise manjil apni,Hamsafar uska koi aur hota hai.`Ishq dariya hai jiska saahil nahi hota,Har dil mohabbat ke kaabil nahi hota,Rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq ke saagar me aurRota wo bhi hai jise ishq haasil nahi hota.`Jindagi ne diya aisa ki har tohafe pe dam nikla,Jab khola us tohafe ko to,Chand khushiya liye dher sara gam mila.`Wo hamaare na huye to kya gam hai,Ham to unhi ke hai ye kya kam hai?Yaha na gam kam hai na aansu kam hai,Bas ab dekhna ye hai ki roolane waale me kitna dam hai.?`Umra bhar dil ko jalana padega,Teri judaai ka dard sahna padega,Tum to unke saath rahoge,Hame to akele hi jeena padega.`Barbaad jo kare koi jindagi pyaar ke naam pe,Bewafaai jo de jaaye wafa ke naam pe,Jakhm jo de jaaye dawa ke naam pe,Khuda bhi ro pade aise anjaam pe.`Taaro ki raat na hoti to,Sooraj se ujaale ki pahchaan na hoti,Agar na ki hoti din me kiran ne bewafaai to,Raat ko chaandni nilaam na hoti.`Toote hue paimaane me kabhi jaam nahi aata,Ishq ke marijo ko aaraam nahi aata,Dil todne waale ne yah jaan liya hota ki,Toota hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata.`Aaj phir aansuo ke fasaane nikle,Tute jaam ke paigaane nikle,Tum kabhi dil ki baat samajh hi na paaye,Aur ham tumhe dil ka haal sunaane nikle.`Samundra ko kya dukh hai bata bhi nahi sakta,Aankhon me aansu la bhi nahi sakta,Tu saath chodkar ja raha hai mera kasoor nahi,Har shakhs mera saath nibha bhi nahi sakta.`Bina chot khaye ehsaas nahi hota,Har koi duniya me khaas nahi hota,Magar jisaki aaraju dil se ho jaati hai,Wo hi shakhs hamaare paas nahi hota.`Aur koi gam nahi ek teri judaai ke siwa,Mere hisse me kya aaya tanhaai ke siwa?Yun to milan ki raate mili beshumaar,Pyaar me sab kuch mila shahnaai ke siwa.`Palko se raaste ke kaante hata denge,Phool to kya ham dil bhi bicha denge,Tootne na denge dosti ko,Uske pahle hi ham khud ko mita denge.`Ham to hamaare liye kuch kar na sake,Jin ke liye kiya wo samajh na sake,Koi khel gaya yu apne se,Sisakte rahe par muh se aah bhi na nikaal sake.`Kabhi kisi se jikr judaai ka mat karna,Is dil se kabhi rooswaai mat karna,Jab dil rooth jaaye hamse to bata dena,Na bata kar bewafaai mat karna.`Pyaar me usool to bahut hote hai,Mohabbat ki kasme sabhi khaate hai,Dil to aakhir toot hi jata hai,Phir bhi aashiq rasmo ko nibhaate hai.`Tere hote huye bhi tanhaai mili hai,Wafa kar ke bhi bewafaai mili hai,Jitani dua ki tumhe paane ki,Usase bhi jyada teri judaai mili hai.`Kaash wo pal sang bitaaye na hote,Jinako yaad kar aaj ye aansu aaye na hote,Is tarah door jana hi tha,To itani gahraai se dil me samaaye na hote.`Faasle mitaakar aapas me pyaar rakhna,Pyaar ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,Bichad jaaye kahi ham agar,Par aankhon me hamesha intjaar rakhna.`Meri mohabbat ki takdeer dekho,Jo roothe the unake paigaam aa rahe hai,Jab maar dala meri pyaas ne mujhko,Wo aankhon me lekar jaam aa rahe hai.`Door hi sahi kinara to hai,Timtimaate hi sahi sitara to hai,Ho jaati hai tumhaari yaad se hi tasalli,Tinka hi sahi sahara to hai.`Mujhe phool na dena unse nafarat hai,Dena hai to kaante de dena mujhe unki aadat hai,Wo chubhte hai jakhm dete hai imaandari se,Phool to murjha jaate hai kuch din khushbu dene ke baad.`Dekhiye kis kadar hamko tumse pyaar hai,Har taraf aapki hi tasweer hai,Intaha hai ya chaahat ka ijahaar hai,Hamne samajha tumhe hi apni takdeer,Bas ab to jindagi bhar tumhara hi intajaar hai.`Jamaane se nahi ham tanhaai se darte hai,Pyaar se nahi rooswaai se darte hai,Dil me umang hai tujhe milane ki,Par milne ke baad aane waali teri judaai se darte hai.`Mere marne ke baad mere dosto.Yun aansu na bahana,Agar meri yaad aaye to,Bas apni aakhen band kar lena mera deedar khud ho jayega.`Ek tanha raat me aapki yaad aayi,Tanhaai mitaane ko hamne ek cigarette jalaai,Na jaane kyaa kayaamat ho aayi,Dhue me bhi aapki tasweer najar aayi.`Jindagi me intajaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,Aakhon me yaado ki nami chod jaayenge,Dhoondhte firoge ek din hame,Ham yaado ki wo tasweer chod jaayenge.`Mukaddar ka gareeb, dil ka ameer tha,Mil kar bichadna mera naseeb tha,Chaahkar bhi kuch kar na sake ham,Ghar jalta raha aur samudra kareeb tha.`Kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paaoge,Mere jaane pe tum bhi aansu bahaaoge,Yaad ham karna chod de tumhe,Soch ke bataya kya tum ham bin muskura paaoge.?`“Dil” ne kaha aankh se“Dekha karo kam kyonki dekhte ho tum tadapte hai ham.”“Aankh” ne kaha dil se“Soch karo kam kyonki sochte ho tum to rote hai ham.”`Saja dene waale rajaa puchate hai,Jeene ki hamse wajah puchate hai,Khud hi dete hai jahar ham ko aakar,Phir kitna hua asar yah bhi puchate hai.`Pyaar ka rishta to toda toone,Ab jo rishta hai wo tod na jana,Denge saath har mod pe tujhako,Beech raaste pe hamko kabhi chod na jana.`Marne ki baat na karna,Jindagi hai jeene ke liye,Khuda ne mohabbat banaai,Jindagi paane ke liye.`Khushiya dhoondhne chala raaste par,Khushi mili magar kat-kat kar,Har khushi ke peeche ek baat sahi thi,Har khushi aayi sau gam lekar.`Jindagi aapki ho par saanse meri,Dil aapka ho, par dhadkan meri,Jindagi ke aakhiri mod par dua hogi yahi,Kafan aapka ho aur maut meri.`Hotho ki jubaan mere aansu kahte hai,Chup rahte hai phir bhi bahte hai,In aansu ki kismat dekho,Ye unke liye bahte hai jo aankhon me rahte hai.`Jab koi khyaal dil se takrata hai,Dil na chaahkar bhi khaamosh rah jaata hai,Koi sab kuch kahkar pyaar jatata hai aurKoi kuch na kahkar bhi sab bol jata hai.`Jinko aayi na nibhaani mohabbat,Wo kya kisi ko aabaad karenge?Uth kar royenge raato ko tab,Jab pyaar mera wo yaad karenge.

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka|”Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai|”Shikshak- “Kaise?”Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papase kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai| Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di|”Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bachekitne gande ho jaate hai|”Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji| Ab dekho na,das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahijaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabseachi kaun-si cheej hai?”Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-sicheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoonaur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai|Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai|”Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai| Ye tumhekisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal merepapa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha| Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati|”Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koibhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoomrahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujheandhere me hi rakhta hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkarbola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”Maa- “Ek picnic me|”Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Adhyapika- “Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liyetumhe saja bhi nahi milegi|”Rinki- “Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Adhyapak- “Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota haito aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apnebacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek school me teen bhai padhte the| Inspector ne muaayne ke waqt sabse chote bhai se poocha- “Tumhare bhaiyo ke mooche nahi hai, par tumhare kyo hai, jabki tum sabse chote ho?”Chote bhai ne jawaab diya- “Meri shakal Papa par hai aur un dono ki shakal Maa par|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Praathmik upchar ki pariksha chal rahi thi| Parikshak ne ek vidhyarthi se poocha- “Agar sadak par koi behosh pada aadmi dikh jaye, to aap kya karenge?”Santa- “Mai use thodi-si brandy doonga|”Parikshak- “Yadi us waqt aapke paas brandy na ho tab?”Santa- “To brandy dene ka aashvasan doonga|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- “Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Adhyapak- “Bacho, mil-julkar kaam karna achi baat hai|”Chaatra- “Lekin sir, pariksha me aap hi hame mil-julkar kaam nahi karne dete|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Santa- “Maine talaak dene ki or pehla kadam utha liya hai|”Banta- “Vah kaise?”Santa- “Maine shaadi kar li hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Train me saamne ki seat par baithe pati chew gum chaba rahe the| Kaafi der baad saamne ki seat par baithi unki patni boli- “Darling, I am sorry, tum itni der se mujhse bole ja rahe ho, par mai jawaab nahi de rahi hoon| Mere beherepan me yahi to musibat hai, jara jor-jor se bole|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Pati- “Abhi Reena ki shaadi ki jaldi hi kya hai?Bahut samay pada hai| Jab tak koi acha ladka na mil jaye, tab tak hame pratiksha karni chahiye|”Patni- “Pratiksha bhi kab tak ki ja sakti hai, jab maiReena ki umra ki thi, tab mere ghar waalo ne hi achaladka talaash karne ki koshish kaha ki thi|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Maa- “Beta, tumhaara office ka kaam kaisa chal raha hai| Sab thik to hai na?”Beta- “Mere neeche pachees aadmi kaam karte hai maa|”Maa khushi se- “To kya mera beta vaha badaOfficer ban gaya hai?”Beta- “Nahi! Darahsal mai Upri manjil me kaam karta hoon|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek nai-nai dulhan ne apne pati se poocha- “Yadi mai kabhi moti ho jau to kya tab bhi tum mujhe chahte rahoge?”Pati- “Kabhi nahi| Maine kewal ache-bure dino me saath dene ka vachan diya hai| Mote-patle ki koi baat nahi hui thi|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Putra- “Papa! Sadak banane me kin-kin cheejo ki jarurat hoti hai?”Pita- “Aaj to sawaal pooch-poochkar tune tang hi kar dala, yadi itne hi sawaal maine apne papa se kiye hote to kya hota batao?”Putra- “Aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab dene aa jaate|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi kibaat nahi rakhunga|”Banta- “Kyo. Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Office me patni ki chithi aayi| Apne maayke se bheji thi| Pati ka mitra patra me jhaankne laga to pati ne liphapha uske saamne daal diya- “Lo, padh lo|”Mitra ne dekha to chaukkar bola- “Isme to saada kaagaj hai yaar|”Pati- “Haan| Aajkal hamaari bolchaal band hai|Vah jhagda karke ghar se gayi hai|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Premi- “Chalo, cinema chalte hai| Pichli seatka ticket le lenge|”Premika- “Agar pichli seat ka ticket na mila to?”Premi- “To phir film hi dekh lenge|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Patni pyaar se- “Khaana ban gaya hai| Garm-garmphulke khakar jaaiye|”Pati- “Burnol (antiseptic cream) hai ghar me?”Patni- “Haan|”Pati- “Phir to kha lunga|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Ek vidhwa ne apne swargiya pati ki kabra par lage pathar par likhvaya- “Yaha aaraam karta hai vah pati,jo apni patni ke liye paanch laakh rupye chod gaya aur jisne shehar ke saare patiyo ke liye ek misaal chodi|”*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Santa- “Jis din meri patni aayi usi din merakhajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya|”Banta- “Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhiakele nahi aati|”*-*-*