I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you atleast bother to let me know??

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

Not every Flower can represent Love but Rose did; Not every Tree can bear Thirst but Cactus did; Not every Fool can enjoy this SMS but u just did; Happy April Fools day

Last night I got a severe headache I went to a doctor He said that it would be cured if I send an SMS to a lunatic U were the 1st to come to my mind Happy All Fools Day

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

A day will come?When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:YOUR NAMEYOUR FAMEYOUR PERSONALITYYOUR THOUGHTSYOUR VIEWSBut take heart,April Fool comes once a year.Congratulations!

Dear Friend I am surprised at your wit your intellect your wisdom and your knowledge But more importantly I am surprised at my false praise of you Happy All Fools day

FOOL neFOOLon kiFOOLWARI mainFOOL ke saath wish kiya haiu r the mostBEAUTIFOOLWONDERFOOLand ColorFOOLamngst all FOOL’sHAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAYHAPPY APRIL FOOL -

Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"Moon in White Colour Like "Me"But Our "SON" is Red Colur"Sorry Spelling Mistake"Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...April Foolllllll...

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

A: U r Attractive B: U r Bright C: U r Chic D: U r Delightful E: U r Extra-ordinary F: U r Fantastic G: U r Gracious H: U r Hygenic I: I am J: Just Joking Happy All Fools Day

God saw your parents hungry, He created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems, He created you!

God made day light and called it Sun; God made entertainment and called it Fun; God made night light and called it Moon; God made a You and called it Cartoon Happy April Fool

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It s because I need an idle person for time pass Happy April Fool

The years at springAnd days at the morn;Mornings at seven;The hill sidess dew-pearled;The larks on the wing;The snails on the thorn;Gods in his heaven -Alls right with the world!