From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it

What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn t fulfill your wishes? Ghanta Claus Merry Christmas

What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?A brrr-grrr! (burger)

Opened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence.

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

May His love fill your heart with Joy and Peace this Christmas and each day of the year to come

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Have a wonderful and Merry Christmas. I hope you get to have fun with your family for Christmas.

May all the Joyfull sweet magicsOf Christmas conspireTo gladden your heartsAnd fill every desire

Wish all of you an amazing and altogether thrilling and chilling X-Mas. Have a blast friendzzz!!!

The one thing women do not want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas . Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you. Merry Christmas

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.

We never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.