It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Keep your faith in all beautiful things;in the sun when it is hidden,in the Spring when it is gone.

Cheese is CheeseButter is butterif u 4get mei will throw u in*-*-*-*-*-*-** G U T T E R **-*-*-*-*-*-*

Your girlfriend is:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Your girlfriend is:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

# Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue...Fact2: After reading dis, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses

Sakura, Sakura.Noyamamo satomoMiwatasu kagiri.Kasumi-ka kumo-ka.... asahi-ni niouSakura, Sakura,Hanazakari.

Cheese is Cheese,, Butter is butterIf u 4get me,, I will throw u in*-*-*-*-*-*-** G U T T E R **-*-*-*-*-*-*

This is MAGIC.Press down 6times,You can See your PHOTO123456Congrats! You are the FirstApril Fool of the yea

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria