Boy frnd(Bohat romantic andaz me):Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!Girl frnd:Kya?Boy frnd:bareek Kanghi.. :-P

Humko Hamse Chura LoDil me Kahi tum Chupa loHum akele khona jayeDur tumse ho na jayePass aaoPas aaoRukoPehale DETTOL se naha lo

mein yun hi pani ko gaur se dekh raha tha yaro..itne mein ek machhli nikal k boli..kamine, ghar mein maa bahan nahi hai kya...?

Ye Msg kisi Ek Gadhe ko Forward karo*Agar wo Delete kardeTo Samjho Wo Bewakoof hai*Agar wo Forward kardeTo Samjho Wo Asli Gadha

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he..maut nahi.?pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..maut nahi.

God Ne Aurat KoSunder Bnayakhubsurat Dimag DiaHirni C AakheGulab Se HothPyar Bhara Dil DiyaFir..Juban DekarSab Par Pani Fer Diya

Maine Kahi Suna ThaKeKhubsurat CheezainDekhne Se Insan Khud Bi Khubsurat Ho Jata HaiSoHamesha Apne PaasMeri Tasveer Rakha Karo..

Mosam Barsat Ka,Nasha Sharab Ka,Parda Janab Ka,Aur Rung Gulab Ka,In Sabse LaJawab Dekho SMS PadneWala MENDAK TALAB KA!trrr..T

"Insaan itna Kamzor hai ki chhoti chhoti cheezon se dar jaata hai...AurBahadur itna hai ki Bhagwaan se bhi nahi darta"

Humne unse pucha- ae dostSAPNA kya hota hai?Usne humse kaha- Abe pahle apni grammer thik kar.QkiSAPNA hota nahi.SAPNA hoti h.;-)

LADKIYON KE 6 Jhuth1 - I Love U2 - Me 16 Sal Ki Hu.3 - u r My 1st Love.4 - No Lip Kis5 - Koi Aa Jayega6 - Hay Ram ye kya ho gya.

sajhti rahe khushiyo ki mahfil har mafil khushi se suhani rahe,aap zindgi mein itne khush raho ki khushi bhi aapki deewani rahe.

Kisi bi insan ki khushi ka KAARAN bano,Khushi ka HISSA nahi.....AurKisi bi insan k dukh ka HISSA bano,Dukh ka KAARAN nahi....YsK

Heere me chamak h or sone me damak hHeere me chamak h or sone me damak hWo sab to theek, lekin.KYA AAPKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai

pyar unse karo,jo tumko kare,dil usko do,jo sambal sake,kadar uski karo jo tume samaz sake,sadhi usse karo jo tumpar trust kare,