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Kal Raat Mere dost K Dada Uske Khwab Me Aye Or Kaha-Baccho Dil Khol Kr Paap KroQki Nrak Me Bilkul Jagah Nhi HHm Khud Diwaro Pr Bethe He.

1Chuhe ne Bili k kan pe2 maar diyeTo 2sre chuhe ne pucha:Tuje dar nhi laga?chuhe ne Dew ki bottle ki pappi liOr bola DAR K AAGE JEET He,

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Sadaa khushh rakhnaa mere khudaa usko,Tere farishtay bhi de dua usko,De usko uski chaahat se zyaada,Maange qataraa to mile dariyaa usko.

Arz kiya hai -Darvaja khola to saap nikla..Darvaja khola to saap nikla.ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.....

Bhai tere liye 1 bahut bad news h. Tu ro padega ye news sunkar..Par wada kar Tu royga nahi..tujhe meri kasamTu kabhi Maa nahi ban sakta.

1 hi dua hai hamari khuda se kisi ka dil na dukhemeri wajah se khuda kar de kuch aisi inayad muj pe ki khushiya mile sabko meri wajah se

Dil Ki Galio Me Zindagi Laut AyegiBikhri Hui Khushi Fir Savar JayegiHum Dua Aisi KarengeApke LiyeKe Takdir Bhi Aapke Samne Sar Jukayegi.

Ibadat ke zriye DIL ko saaf rhna,Jismo rooh ko Gunaho se paak rakhna.DOST Meri YE ilteja hai Aap se,Is Gunehgaar ko Dua me yaad rakhna..

Best Ever Quote At A Petrol Pump ..."Krupya yaha dhumrapan na karen.Aapki zindagi ki koi keemat ho na ho,petrol ki keemat bahut hai

Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar:Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!!Kyunki kuch log..."Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..

Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai.......Ohh no daya lash ka hath pehele se toota hai.

Nind jab muje agosh me leti heAapka chehra nigaho me bas jata heek dum se meri aankh khul jati hedil se bas ek hi awaz ati heMummy BHOOT

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