Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes she sure does In fact she loves to fast Banta (confused): Considering her girth It s hard to believe Santa: Trust me That s all because of fast food like pizza burgers and fries Happy Karwa Chauth

It s a day of fast by my dear wife; It s because she simply cares for my life Though I can eat and drink as I may please; But she has to contend till Moon she can see The love and affection that she shows; I simply have nothing to say but I take a bow Happy Karwa Chauth

Sindoor (Vermilion) on forehead as a prayer for husband s long life; Mangal Sutra on the neck reminding her promise to be bound to him; Mehndi (Henna) application on hands to prove the depth of her love Let us all promise to respect and honour our wives at all times Happy Karwa Chauth