May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past An Irish Blessing Have a nice weekend

The hardest thing about returning to work after long weekend is remembering to fart quietly Better have a fartful weekend

The weekend is upon us and I think we should all take time to do the things that we love and cherish Have a Great Weekend

Be thankful for all the stress we get in life It is a reminder by God to relax and balance our life Have a relaxing weekend

When things aren t adding up in your life start subtracting the problems and some people from your life have a nice weekend

Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing know what you are doing and love what you are doing Have a happy weekend

Why do Friday Saturday and Sunday seem smaller than other days of the week? Because they re WEAK-ends Have an enjoyable weekend

It s called weekend because we become weak after slogging during the week days It s time to rest and recoup Enjoy your weekend

Do not worry too much about Sugar in the Blood Instead worry about the Spice on the Tongue Salt in the Heart Have a nice weekend

Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit You get a warm feeling but no one else notices Have a nice weekend

If God is a DJ then: Life is like a dance floor; Love is the rhythm; And you are the music Have a rollicking start to the weekend

Heart is not a basket for keeping tension and sadness It s a golden box for keeping roses of joy and happiness Have a nice weekend

Be happy with what you Have and what you Are Be generous with both and you won t have to ever hunt for happiness Have a nice weekend

Kill tension before tension kills you; Reach your goal before goal kicks you; And live lie before life leaves you Have a nice weekend

Keep the things in your heart which hurts others But never try to hurt someone by keeping something in your heart Have a Good weekend