Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhnaaive log den ge taanejadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheyafer kidha nibhange yaaraane

Bantasingh:oye tu har sms do bar kyu bhejta hai?Santasingh:kyuki tuje ek forward karna ho to dusra tere pass to rahe!!!

Hanju saadi taqdeerAsin hanjuan vich rul jaanaAsin umraan tak tuhanu yaad rakhnaPar tusin hauli-hauli sannu bhul jaana.

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice!

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..Waiter :french or spanish ?Santa: jera marji le aa,Main kehra galan karniya ne...

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita,Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita,Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi,Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.

Ae chann chamakana chhad vi de,Teri chandni sanu satandi ae.Tere varga hai usda chehra,Tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aundi ae.

Chad sajna ve saade dar cho langhnaaive log den ge taanejadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheyafer kidha nibhange yaaraane

SANTAAAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYABANTAwo kaiseSANTAaaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya..!!

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,kisey da dil na torna,Mgar sms karrna na chadna

Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae,Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde,kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de.

tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,saade dil wich yaari tairi hai,tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe ,sanun onin umar bathairi hai.

Talli thalle milan da wadaohne keeta sijithe ohne talli dassioothe te khajoor aaide vich tusi dassomera ki kasoor a.....?

Teri boothi local bus vargi,mera ticket katuan nu jee karda.Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargiMera sangal paun nu jee karda.